The three cadets

[DCC] bebe has Badgey

Three cadets, out on a training mission, crash landed on an uninhabited planet. After a short discussion, they decided to each take something from their runnabout and head towards the ancient ruins they saw in the distance.
The first cadet took a phaser from the weapons locker and started walking. The second cadet took the emergency transponder and started walking. The third cadet removed one of the seats and started walking.
Many hours later, a rescue team found the first cadet and asked about the phaser. They replied, "If I came across some hostile aliens, I could use it to defend my self."
Soon, the rescue team found the second cadet and asked about the emergency transponder to which they said, "So that I could signal for help."
After several more hours, the third cadet was found carring around a seat. This seamed very strange considering the usefulness of the equipment the other two cadets had. Finally, they asked why the cadet was carrying around a seat. "Duh!" the cadet exclaimed, "if I got tired, I'd just sit down."

Mr. Lincoln

What did I just read?

TP do better!! ~Colli~ (PoF)

😂 😂

S31

It would be way more funnier if the first one was Andorian, second one a Trill or Vulcan and a third one Tellarite or Ferengi...

Hungry Dog DDM

*slow clap*

(CSF) Jesus Is Lord [••••]

Made me laugh, however, (i dont mean to be a Debbie Downer) it will most likely be moved to the holodeck by morning 😖

(CSF) Jesus Is Lord [••••]

Oh and also, i thought this post was gonna be about minimizing the amount of crew we have to keep on hand for cadet missions...
CLICKBAIT!!!!

Etienne

might have been too over the top

Flemming

Three Command track cadets were on an exchange program with Ferenginar. They happily took the grav-rail tram from their housing to their assignments at the home world capitol; even though it required the purchase of a daily ticket to ride the tram (which they were not used to in a Federation world)

The three Command Track cadets were surprised to learn there were three Engineering cadets also on the Ferengar Exchange Program, and were taking the train as well.
One of the Command Track cadets noticed the three Engineers did not all have a ticket.
"Don't you know the rules?" The Command track cadet asked sternly.
"Leave it to engineers to slack off." the second Command track cadet scoffed in disdain.
The three Engineering cadets shrugged, "We figured one ticket is enough for the three of us." the senior Engineering cadet scoffed.
The three Command track cadets frowned, as rules should be followed, even on a foreign world.
One of the Engineer cadets elbowed his comrades in warning "The conductor!" as the conductor was moving into their car collecting passenger tickets.
The three Engineering track cadets hurried into the car's lavatory.
The Command cadets obediently gave the Ferengi Conductor their individual tickets.
The Command cadets watched in awe as the Ferengi conductor simply rapped on the lavatory door "Ticket please."
Under the door the lone ticket emerged, and the conductor moved to the next car.

The Command cadets were impressed.
"They don't teach you that kind of problem solving at Starfleet Command." the Engineers said smugly.

But as by-the-book as the Command Cadets were, they knew how to learn a lesson.


THE NEXT DAY:
The three Command track cadets smiled as they recognized the three Engineering Cadets as they entered the tram. Quietly the Command cadets boasted they had one ticket among them.
The Command track cadets were shocked to learn the Engineers did not have a ticket for themselves.
The Command track cadets rebuked the Engineers, but the Engineers shrugged it off.
One of the Engineer track cadets elbowed his mates in warning, "The Conductor!"
The Command track cadets wasted no time to rush to the lone lavatory in the tram car.

A lone Science Track cadet watched from the opposite corner of the car, waiting for the Conductor which had yet to arrive. But watched amused as one of the Engineer track cadets rapped on the lavatory door, "Ticket please..."

Bluebeard1

A Vulcan, Andorian and a Ferengi Have just landed on an unknown planet in a shuttle. The Pilot calls them up to the cockpit and issues them a challenge.
He says: "I will give 1 million bars of gold pressed latinum to whichever one of you can tell where we are by sticking your hand out of the window"
So the Vulcan puts his hand out of the window and states "Due to the high relative humidity and the temperate climate, it is logical to suggest we are on Betazed during the northern winter", the pliot tells him this isn't correct and sends him back to his seat.
The Andorian gets up next and puts his hand out of the window, after a while he says: "Romulus!", but the pilot shakes his head and sends him back.
Then the Ferengi goes up and puts his hand out of the window, after a moment he brings his arm back in and says: "Ferenginar". Astonished, the pilot asks: "How did you know?", the Ferengi replies: "My watch has been stolen".