Shall I Compare Thee?....... to what?

Etienne

Shall I compare thee to Spot's litter box? Thou art more malodorous and more noxious. Stinking to high heaven do wilt the darling buds of May, And time all too short a date til the air freshener is refilled.


Shall I compare thee to an Orion slave girl? Thou art more accommodating and more amenable. Lonely strangers do shake your darling buds of May, And the room lease hath all too short a time, when you pay by the hour .



I don't know what are we are suppose to be comparing? :P

Mirror Cartman

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimmed;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature’s changing course, untrimmed;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st,
Nor shall death brag thou wand’rest in his shade,
When in eternal lines to Time thou grow’st.
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

I still prefer it in the original Klingon, rather than performed by an unknown British Shakespearean actor.

SunshineRiker

Etienne wrote: »

I don't know what are we are supposed to be comparing? :P

You'll find out when you play the event

Etienne

SunshineRiker wrote: »

Etienne wrote: »

I don't know what are we are supposed to be comparing? :P

You'll find out when you play the event

When the game loads you need to change LCAR to SCar …. so when it starts to load, we can all say "Look at the S car go"


(Disclaimer: That joke was super funny in the first grade :P )

DavideBooks

SunshineRiker wrote: »

Etienne wrote: »

I don't know what are we are supposed to be comparing? :P

You'll find out when you play the event

Wouldn't that involve reading the event stuff? I stopped doing that after the libel against Burnham last year.

Flemming

Shall I compare thee to 20 guaranteed Begolds?

Petrichor

Compare thee? Why not grapple with thee? Stab at thee? Spit at thee???

DavideBooks

Captain Kathryn Janeway wrote: »

Compare thee? Why not grapple with thee? Stab at thee? Spit at thee???

Just don't thumb your nose...

Bylo Band

Shall I compare thee to a victory loot chest full of blue trainers? You're as gratifying as a bowl of chocolate-covered thumb tacks, and as useful as a first aid kit in the morgue.

DavideBooks

ByloBand wrote: »

Shall I compare thee to a victory loot chest full of blue trainers? You're as gratifying as a bowl of chocolate-covered thumb tacks, and as useful as a first aid kit in the morgue.

@ByloBand
That is hilarious. You're my humor hero.

(CSF) Jesus Is Lord [••••]

DavideBooks wrote: »

ByloBand wrote: »

Shall I compare thee to a victory loot chest full of blue trainers? You're as gratifying as a bowl of chocolate-covered thumb tacks, and as useful as a first aid kit in the morgue.

@ByloBand
That is hilarious. You're my humor hero.

No joke. This is as truthful as the fact that i will get blue trainers next gauntlet...sadly