A Vulcan, Andorian and a Ferengi Have just landed on an unknown planet in a shuttle. The Pilot calls them up to the cockpit and issues them a challenge.
He says: "I will give 1 million bars of gold pressed latinum to whichever one of you can tell where we are by sticking your hand out of the window"
So the Vulcan puts his hand out of the window and states "Due to the high relative humidity and the temperate climate, it is logical to suggest we are on Betazed during the northern winter", the pliot tells him this isn't correct and sends him back to his seat.
The Andorian gets up next and puts his hand out of the window, after a while he says: "Romulus!", but the pilot shakes his head and sends him back.
Then the Ferengi goes up and puts his hand out of the window, after a moment he brings his arm back in and says: "Ferenginar". Astonished, the pilot asks: "How did you know?", the Ferengi replies: "My watch has been stolen".
This a true story. Moments before getting married the pastor turned to me and asked, "Do you like Star Trek?" I said, "Yes, of course." He shook my hand and said, "Today is a good day to die." Then turned and proceeded out to start the ceremony.
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He says: "I will give 1 million bars of gold pressed latinum to whichever one of you can tell where we are by sticking your hand out of the window"
So the Vulcan puts his hand out of the window and states "Due to the high relative humidity and the temperate climate, it is logical to suggest we are on Betazed during the northern winter", the pliot tells him this isn't correct and sends him back to his seat.
The Andorian gets up next and puts his hand out of the window, after a while he says: "Romulus!", but the pilot shakes his head and sends him back.
Then the Ferengi goes up and puts his hand out of the window, after a moment he brings his arm back in and says: "Ferenginar". Astonished, the pilot asks: "How did you know?", the Ferengi replies: "My watch has been stolen".
And the rest is history
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How many ears does Kirk have?
The right ear, the left ear, and the Final Front-ear.
Your entire bridge crew is recurring mega legendaries
I did laugh though, have an "Awesome"
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So long and thanks for all the fish.
Interesting how much that picture looks like a Magog from Andromeda.
Awesome!
DANG IT! I had that one planned for today!
Photo editing is also not my forte. How about one of the Grinch with Xindi Lou Who?