Voyage Funnies
Em Cam
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in The Bridge
When Voyages first started, there was a thread including Voyage funnies, like APU 3947 getting upset stomach and such. Alas, I didn't find that thread to put my latest Voyage silliness in, here's a new one.
Poor Ikat'Ika. Glag he's still usable, though!
Poor Ikat'Ika. Glag he's still usable, though!
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ha! ha! ha!
(Can't find it but imagine a gif of Worf swatting away that balloon face thingy)
And if anyone sees this and also makes a remark that I said all this in a different thread.... Well I'm still grumpy about that..... So.... Uh....
Rant over thank you for listening.
I knew things were bad for Cardassians after the Dominion wars, but trading off their scientists like that?
The Empire is cruel. Or clever!
I feel like this is the Star Trek version of this:
Thanks for releasing us from slavers. Ooops, it appears we too had a slave, here you take him.
Seems a tad unfair to challenge a blind man to a game of velocity. "I've got one hand, one stinger and a few extra eyes. Who could I Win? Ooo, the blind Vulcan!"
I brought up quite awhile ago that while it is called "laughing gas", nitrous oxide doesn't actually make people laugh.
Was it all the Shakespeare quotes? I bet it was all the Shakespeare quotes.
I always laugh when a Replicator malfunction creates a 4* person, instead of the knickknack you were trying to create.......
Gangster Kirk really had to lay the law down on this voyage. In fact, this crew really couldn’t agree on movie night.
Voyage distance: Well....
That Red Shirt died to discover those 98 new plants animals... Was it worth it?
Red Shirts only gots one job..........
Not to nitpick, but fauna is animal life. Maybe one of those animals didn't take a shine to that red shirt...
Disguised Chakotay in a container, rescued from an acidic stream.
Thank u, I confused fauna with flora 🤦♂️
When he said that my mind flashed to that one TOS episode where there was that plant that shot those little yellow things at a red shirt.
Edit: why did I say 1? Red shirts were always dying in tos
#redshirtslivesmatter