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I have saved a few of these before, but found this just now. Two wildly unpopular candidates together in one. Congratulations on being the first to make the list, Captain Jar Jar Wesley.
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    Legate Damar Legate Damar ✭✭✭✭✭
    In Gauntlet I hate being behind BootyButtCheeks.
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    DavideBooksDavideBooks ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2020
    In Gauntlet I hate being behind BootyButtCheeks.

    I found BootyButtCheeks, and it isn't pleasant being behind him or her. I also offer Trev the Incompetent (who is competent enough to be scoring well right now) as new nominees for the absurd name award.
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    DavideBooksDavideBooks ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2020
    Now I'm behind Monkeys Fling Poo. I wonder if they are related?
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    Edit: it seems that Monkeys Fling Poo comes after Spicy Broccoli.
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    DavideBooksDavideBooks ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm very happy to be in the company of Spaceman Spiff. I've read a lot about his exploits since I was a kid.
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    Got caught between CLUCK CLUCK and 2 Bones-ly Go, gave me a nice chuckle.
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    DavideBooksDavideBooks ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I think I found a new favorite.

    I keep finding this guy. Awesome name.
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    I have also found myself behind BootyButtCheeks...

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    “What's a knockout like you doing in a computer-generated gin joint like this?”

    Proud member of Patterns of Force
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    Played since January 2017

    TP: Do better!!!
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    I have also found myself behind BootyButtCheeks...

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    The saga continues...

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    “What's a knockout like you doing in a computer-generated gin joint like this?”

    Proud member of Patterns of Force
    Captain Level 99
    Played since January 2017

    TP: Do better!!!
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    DavideBooksDavideBooks ✭✭✭✭✭
    I beat this guy twice today. Creapy Old Man. I'm not sure I would encourage people to think of me that way. I wonder if he is looking for BootyButtCheaks...
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    DavideBooksDavideBooks ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2020
    I'm once more being chased by Poo-flinging Monkeys.
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    DavideBooksDavideBooks ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2020
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    I think I've mentioned this before, but I think the name "Gorn Star" is funny. ...Maybe I'm still too much of a little boy.
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    DavideBooksDavideBooks ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2020
    I'm once more being chased by Poo-flinging Monkeys.
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    There he is again
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    DavideBooksDavideBooks ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm a lover of bad puns, I suppose. I also like good ones. Loved this.
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    Its been a long time, but i once met Kim Cardassian..
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    DavideBooksDavideBooks ✭✭✭✭✭
    We have a new contender. I find this name funny. Everyone please welcome Captain Just Khan Get Enough to the list of great captain names.
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    StephLovesVoyagerStephLovesVoyager ✭✭✭✭✭
    "Death Cab for Tuvix" is one of my favourites that I see often 😂

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    Going boldly since April 2020 | My Datacore profile
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    "Waxing" lyrically?
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    MuppetMuppet ✭✭
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    Just lazy or plain not awake yet? :D
    “With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.” — Jean-Luc Picard parafrasing Judge Aaron Satie in ST:TNG S04E21 - The Drumhead
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    ~peregrine~~peregrine~ ✭✭✭✭✭
    Muppet wrote: »
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    Just lazy or plain not awake yet? :D

    At least “enter” has a sense of humor. :)
    "In the short run, the game defines the players. But in the long run, it's us players who define the game." — Nicky Case, The Evolution of Trust
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    DavideBooksDavideBooks ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2021
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    I like the Wrath of Sean. Good name.
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    The person who's currently directly ahead of me in the gauntlet is called "Toupee"
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    Commodore PackCommodore Pack ✭✭✭✭✭
    My apologies to Chad, who is just ahead of me in the number four slot, if this is his real surname...
    But somehow I very seriously doubt that. 😳😂
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    DavideBooksDavideBooks ✭✭✭✭✭
    I love this. Make it so-so
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    DavideBooksDavideBooks ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2021
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    You can't trust this man. He is the one who shot the invisible swordsman. And he showed no remores. The heroic village of Santa Poco was almost lost due to this incompetence. Fortunately, Ned and Lucky got it right.
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    SlickSlick ✭✭✭
    A friend of Beavis?

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    Fleet Admiral - Dazed & Confused 🤸🤸🙃 We are still waiting for Enterprise B, the Delta Flyer, and a Runabout! We should also have a TNG season 1 red shirt LT JG Worf, and a "Far Beyond The Stars" DS9 episode crew collection!
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    Cap jar jar Wesley. Sounds like Sheldon is trying to destroy Wesley again with a new nick name.


    By this he will put Wesley crusher in two jars
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    DavideBooksDavideBooks ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2023
    New candidates for great names. I spoted 2 Bones-ly Go twice now in basically the same spot two days in a row. It is hard to remain so consistent. And I found Make it...So-so today.
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    I found him or her again just before the end.
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    DavideBooksDavideBooks ✭✭✭✭✭
    I found several good ones. I especially like Mr. Ticorder.
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    I also note that Nobody is beating me. I should get extra points for that.

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    I like names with puns in them... *ahem*
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