Creative, Funny, and Absurd Captain Names

DavideBooks

I have saved a few of these before, but found this just now. Two wildly unpopular candidates together in one. Congratulations on being the first to make the list, Captain Jar Jar Wesley.

Legate Damar

In Gauntlet I hate being behind BootyButtCheeks.

DavideBooks

Legate Damar wrote: »

In Gauntlet I hate being behind BootyButtCheeks.

I found BootyButtCheeks, and it isn't pleasant being behind him or her. I also offer Trev the Incompetent (who is competent enough to be scoring well right now) as new nominees for the absurd name award.

DavideBooks

Now I'm behind Monkeys Fling Poo. I wonder if they are related?

Edit: it seems that Monkeys Fling Poo comes after Spicy Broccoli.

DavideBooks

I'm very happy to be in the company of Spaceman Spiff. I've read a lot about his exploits since I was a kid.

Just Another Red Shirt

Got caught between CLUCK CLUCK and 2 Bones-ly Go, gave me a nice chuckle.

DavideBooks

I think I found a new favorite.

DavideBooks

DavideBooks wrote: »

I think I found a new favorite.

I keep finding this guy. Awesome name.

TP do better!! ~Colli~ (PoF)

I have also found myself behind BootyButtCheeks...

TP do better!! ~Colli~ (PoF)

The Collective (PoF) wrote: »

I have also found myself behind BootyButtCheeks...

The saga continues...

DavideBooks

I beat this guy twice today. Creapy Old Man. I'm not sure I would encourage people to think of me that way. I wonder if he is looking for BootyButtCheaks...

DavideBooks

I'm once more being chased by Poo-flinging Monkeys.

DavideBooks

I think I've mentioned this before, but I think the name "Gorn Star" is funny. ...Maybe I'm still too much of a little boy.

DavideBooks

DavideBooks wrote: »

I'm once more being chased by Poo-flinging Monkeys.

There he is again

DavideBooks

I'm a lover of bad puns, I suppose. I also like good ones. Loved this.

Glenn Fiddich

Its been a long time, but i once met Kim Cardassian..

DavideBooks

We have a new contender. I find this name funny. Everyone please welcome Captain Just Khan Get Enough to the list of great captain names.

StephLovesVoyager

"Death Cab for Tuvix" is one of my favourites that I see often 😂

[DC] Picard Loves Reds

"Waxing" lyrically?

Muppet

Just lazy or plain not awake yet?

~peregrine~

Muppet wrote: »

Just lazy or plain not awake yet?

At least “enter” has a sense of humor.

DavideBooks

I came across this the other day.
I like the Wrath of Sean. Good name.

Swin

The person who's currently directly ahead of me in the gauntlet is called "Toupee"

Commodore Pack

My apologies to Chad, who is just ahead of me in the number four slot, if this is his real surname...
But somehow I very seriously doubt that. 😳😂

DavideBooks

I love this. Make it so-so

DavideBooks

Dusty Bottoms
You can't trust this man. He is the one who shot the invisible swordsman. And he showed no remores. The heroic village of Santa Poco was almost lost due to this incompetence. Fortunately, Ned and Lucky got it right.

Slick

A friend of Beavis?

Cap T N

Cap jar jar Wesley. Sounds like Sheldon is trying to destroy Wesley again with a new nick name.


By this he will put Wesley crusher in two jars

DavideBooks

New candidates for great names. I spoted 2 Bones-ly Go twice now in basically the same spot two days in a row. It is hard to remain so consistent. And I found Make it...So-so today.



I found him or her again just before the end.

DavideBooks

I found several good ones. I especially like Mr. Ticorder.


I also note that Nobody is beating me. I should get extra points for that.

Spocky Balboa

I like names with puns in them... *ahem*