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“Banned from the Game Today”

Shy KhanShy Khan ✭✭✭✭✭
edited February 2021 in The Bridge
Wrote this Thursday night but couldn’t find a quiet moment to record since (Happy Lunar, all!) Now the ban’s being lifted, but figured I’d share the lyrics anyway. (Imagine a poor Bruce "Born in the USA" impression...)

Logged on to play with my old friend
Claimed the free daily gift, then saw Buy Again
Clicked it once, clicked it twice, guess that was too much
Doing what I was told is where I screwed up.

Banned from the Game Today
I was Banned from the Game Today
I was Banned from the Game Today
Banned from the Game Today

Thought I’d try to retrieve some crew
But that will have to wait for hour seventy-two
No appeal, no recourse, nothing I can do
Messed up the event and my fleet targets, too

Banned from the Game Today
I was Banned from the Game Today
I was Banned from the Game Today
Banned from the Game Today

Went to the forums to see what I could see
Saw a bunch of other gamers who were up the same tree
Read the words from WRG
Mistake was their own but the blame is on me

Daily streaks, they’re all gone
No win scenario like the Wrath of Khan
All the whales, gonna swim on...

They had a loyal base in the game
But /after this /it just won’t be the same

Down in the conference room at TP
All the Klingons asking To/be or not to be
They’ve got/to make it right/ just to stay alive
Or this rock /will be like /Ceti Alpha V

Banned from the Game Today
I was Banned from the Game Today
I was Banned from the Game Today
From the top spending whales to the free to play

Banned from the Game Today
I’m a geeky rocking nerd taking blame today
I was Banned from the Game Today
Banned from the Game Today Banned from the Game Today
I was Banned from the Game Today

I was Banned from the Game today
Banned from the Game today...

*Note: While I was not banned, this was written on behalf and in support of those who were.
Come join the Steeler Nation Fleet!

Comments

  • (HGH)Apollo(HGH)Apollo ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2021
    You only clicked it twice and they banned you?
    Let’s fly!
  • Shy KhanShy Khan ✭✭✭✭✭
    (HGH)Apollo wrote: »
    You only clicked it twice and they banned you?
    Sorry, I forgot to add that I had not personally been banned, just wrote this on behalf of and in support of those who were.
    Come join the Steeler Nation Fleet!
  • ST_DreadnoughtST_Dreadnought ✭✭✭
    I know of players who clicked 30+ times and were not banned and players who clicked a few times and were banned. TP have not policed this fairly or evenly within our fleet. So I'm guessing this will be in your fleets too
  • (HGH)Apollo(HGH)Apollo ✭✭✭✭✭
    Shy Khan wrote: »
    (HGH)Apollo wrote: »
    You only clicked it twice and they banned you?
    Sorry, I forgot to add that I had not personally been banned, just wrote this on behalf of and in support of those who were.

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    Let’s fly!
  • Shy KhanShy Khan ✭✭✭✭✭
    (HGH)Apollo wrote: »
    Shy Khan wrote: »
    (HGH)Apollo wrote: »
    You only clicked it twice and they banned you?
    Sorry, I forgot to add that I had not personally been banned, just wrote this on behalf of and in support of those who were.

    ujnfybj8iljm.gif

    That GIF is hypnotic....
    Come join the Steeler Nation Fleet!
  • IceCatIceCat ✭✭✭✭✭
    (HGH)Apollo wrote: »
    Shy Khan wrote: »
    (HGH)Apollo wrote: »
    Shy Khan wrote: »
    (HGH)Apollo wrote: »
    You only clicked it twice and they banned you?
    Sorry, I forgot to add that I had not personally been banned, just wrote this on behalf of and in support of those who were.

    ujnfybj8iljm.gif

    That GIF is hypnotic....

    Yeah it’s great!

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    I'm laughing way too hard over here at this 🤣🤣🤣
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