Polestar Retrieval System!

Shy Khan

I propose a Polestar Retrieval system to get the right polestars for the Crew Retrieval system.

It will use three new types of currency - Plasmids, Nuclease Vectors and Hydrogel - allowing you to target specific Polestars in a Constellation. Or, if injected directly into a Constellation, will change the Polestaric content of that Constellation depending on the combinations.

However, crew acquired using the new Polestar Retrieval System, or POLSTR, will have a cumulative chance over time of melting into a puddle of bio-mimetic gel as a possible side-effect. You know, for game balance...

(HGH)Apollo

Shy Khan wrote: »

I propose a Polestar Retrieval system to get the right polestars for the Crew Retrieval system.

It will use three new types of currency - Plasmids, Nuclease Vectors and Hydrogel - allowing you to target specific Polestars in a Constellation. Or, if injected directly into a Constellation, will change the Polestaric content of that Constellation depending on the combinations.

However, crew acquired using the new Polestar Retrieval System, or POLSTR, will have a cumulative chance over time of melting into a puddle of bio-mimetic gel as a possible side-effect. You know, for game balance...

Commodore Pack

(HGH)Apollo wrote: »

Shy Khan wrote: »

I propose a Polestar Retrieval system to get the right polestars for the Crew Retrieval system.

It will use three new types of currency - Plasmids, Nuclease Vectors and Hydrogel - allowing you to target specific Polestars in a Constellation. Or, if injected directly into a Constellation, will change the Polestaric content of that Constellation depending on the combinations.

However, crew acquired using the new Polestar Retrieval System, or POLSTR, will have a cumulative chance over time of melting into a puddle of bio-mimetic gel as a possible side-effect. You know, for game balance...

DScottHewitt

(HGH)Apollo wrote: »

Shy Khan wrote: »

I propose a Polestar Retrieval system to get the right polestars for the Crew Retrieval system.

It will use three new types of currency - Plasmids, Nuclease Vectors and Hydrogel - allowing you to target specific Polestars in a Constellation. Or, if injected directly into a Constellation, will change the Polestaric content of that Constellation depending on the combinations.

However, crew acquired using the new Polestar Retrieval System, or POLSTR, will have a cumulative chance over time of melting into a puddle of bio-mimetic gel as a possible side-effect. You know, for game balance...

I could 75% tell. But, good satire is often a little "fuzzy". People actually get righteously indignant when they see an "article" from BabylonBee or DuffleBlog on Facebook.......

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(HGH)Apollo

I liked it till the crew decay part