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Old folks misreading crew names (not TP's fault!)

Admiral HessAdmiral Hess ✭✭✭
edited April 2021 in The Bridge
Sometimes, when I'm squinting at my phone or scrolling too fast, I think I see crew names spelled just a bit differently then what they are. With the interesting combination of severe near-sightedness and a warped mind, here are some of the names I THOUGHT I saw:

Anal Chakotay (guess those long, lonely nights on the Val Jean catches up to you)
COPD Picard (Not running anywhere any time fast)
Afflack (Antaak) -When being a scientist just doesn't pay enough
The Bashers (nothing like some serious discipline from two regular-looking folk)
Captain Morgan Freeman (Now, THAT would be a cool card!)
Changing Bashir - Ah, that outfit does NOTHING for him
Revolutionary Dreamer - because EVERYONE has a dream
Etana Joy - Well, she DOES look happy
Juliana Trainer - Music lessons given here
Picard Did Number One - when you get old, it can be an issue
Convergence Day Drunk - because you don't need to be a Ferengi to be an alcoholic
Tribble Harder Scotty - Whatever gets you through the night, you crazy Scotsman!
Shazaam (Shinzon) - Yes, that was an old super hero, I am aging myself
Mad Marian - She does look miffed - probably at "Q"

And there are others - just wanted to share a little bit of light-hearted silliness on this Monday .

Now, where are my damn glasses?

LLAP!







Comments

  • Seven ConstanzaSeven Constanza ✭✭✭✭
    Yeah, I’m nearsighted and sometimes have a tendency of reading things too fast so I’m happy I’m not the only one here misreading something.
    Love the post. 🤣🤣🤣
  • enigma starlordenigma starlord ✭✭✭
    Lt. Arex Na Eth-something COPD Picard said to nameless LT. while having a flare up
    Mobile doctor-Zoom doctor
    Doug dis Pabst-out of the garage freezer
    Sen. VReeeeeack-something said when on zoom with mobile doctor, while describing symptoms
    Torez Eee All-mobile doc calls 911 after fall from craftmatic adustable chair
  • JimBerlinJimBerlin ✭✭✭
    edited April 2021
    I swipe to type on my phone (glide typing on Android). The gems I get from that are a daily source of laughter.
  • LjofaLjofa ✭✭✭
    I don’t think it’s your glasses you need, clearly more than a few Freudian wishes on that list!
  • WaldoMagWaldoMag ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2021
    Prime Lorca [10FH] wrote: »
    You left out...
    Furry Kes - I only see the normal amount of hair, but hey, what do I know?

    Thanks, that was the one I was trying to recall.

    Edit: maybe i should have said, I thought that was her name😉😊

    Edit2: better yet, "Now I know why I cannot find her in the Wiki"😉🙂
  • WaldoMagWaldoMag ✭✭✭✭✭
    @Mirror Cartman 😉😊
  • This Sisko1This Sisko1 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Furry and COPD certainly are ones I default to.
  • Admiral HessAdmiral Hess ✭✭✭
    Mirror Cartman wrote: »
    I don't understand this subject.

    What has T'Pol got to do with people misreading names?

    Well played, sir! Well played!
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