Friday Song

Lt. Gambol

I'm not sure how widely used "Instapurp" is outside my fleet (Spockwork Orange), but it shouldn't be too hard to figure out, although pulls have changed a bit.

To "Lollipop", by the Chordettes.

Written on a dare. Never go in against a Horta when pizza is on the line.

Instapurp Instapurp
Oh Insta Insta Insta
Instapurp Instapurp
Oh Insta Insta Insta
Instapurp Instapurp
Oh Insta Insta Insta
Instapurp (*Purp!)

Instapurp Instapurp
Oh Insta Insta Insta
Instapurp Instapurp
Oh Insta Insta Insta
Instapurp Instapurp
Oh Insta Insta Insta
Instapurp (*Purp!)

Got my pull (an Instapurp)
I’m gonna cry
I got a Wesley and I wanna die
And when I try again for a second chance
It’s Wesley in another stance
I call it

Instapurp Instapurp
Oh Insta Insta Insta
Instapurp Instapurp
Oh Insta Insta Insta
Instapurp Instapurp
Oh Insta Insta Insta
Instapurp

Could've had a Picard or a Kirk
Even Scotty would've been fine
If I had a choice Spock'd be my pick
But Wesley is mine

Instapurp Instapurp
Oh Insta Insta Insta
Instapurp Instapurp
Oh Insta Insta Insta
Instapurp Instapurp
Oh Insta Insta Insta
Instapurp (*Purp!)

Me against the Portal
(Amok Time!)
I'll keep on pulling 'til the end of time
Keep on getting Wesleys
'Till I can't see straight
He's the crew I love to hate
I call him

Instapurp Instapurp
Oh Insta Insta Insta
Instapurp Instapurp
Oh Insta Insta Insta
Instapurp Instapurp
Oh Insta Insta Insta
Instapurp (*Purp!)

Instapurp Instapurp
Oh Insta Insta Insta
Instapurp Instapurp
Oh Insta Insta Insta
Instapurp Instapurp
Oh Insta Insta Insta
Instapurp (*Purp!)

Jurist

I love it, more songs please!

Zombie Squirrel

NVM. Enjoy 🙂