Crashing the Party Fleet Leader Board
Stellar Ice
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in The Bridge
An Andorian, an Admiral, and a Scot walk into a bar ....
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Reddit Empire: Current Rank 93.
"In the pub at Starfleet HQ," says the Admiral,"I pay for two pints of Guiness and they give me a third one free!"
"That's nothing" says the Andorian, "In my pub back on Andoria, you walk up to the bar, they give the first pint for free, the second pint for free, the third pint for free -- and then they take you upstairs and you have sex for FREE!"
"Is that true?" asks the Scot. "Has that really happened to you?"
"Well, no," says the Andorian, "but it happens to my sister all the time!"
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A Scottish Andorian Admiral is a great joke in itself!
The Colonial Fleet Ohio is currently 5th.
Fleet: where no man has joined before
Rank: Ten
― Musashi, Japan's Greatest Swordsman and Samurai
The Colonial Fleet Ohio 2 is 253.
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Rank: Four
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PRIMO CONTATTO currently 8th
Trista
The Colonial Fleet Ohio is at 10th and..
The Colonial Fleet Ohio 2 is at 275.
"What's the matter, lass, why so blue?"
Ash Tyler goes to see his Psychiatrist - he says
"Doc you gotta help me - I just got lei'd"
She replies
"Yes I can see that, but I'm not a doctor".
He continues
"Doc, something's wrong, I'm feeling like someone else lately"
and she retorts
"Yes that's all nice and fine, but again, I'm not a doctor."
Ash looks up and sees he's sitting next to Talah and replies
"Oh, I'm sorry. You just blue my mind."
Scotty screams from behind the bar
"Get out! That's my bit!"
*Note - Admiral Cornwall is a prisoner at the time of this random bar meetup and was unable to attend.