I'll tell you what - I've been missing out all my life, and maybe you have too!
I have never had an Apple Fritter. It just doesn't sound appealing. It doesn't look like anything appealing. I go to get donuts on Saturday AM and they are always right there on the hot-rack, staring at me.
I had one this week.
Oh. My. Spock.
I shall never pass up a fritter again.
This has nothing to do with anything, but I hope it helps heal your wounded soul, OP. The gauntlet may not be for you, but an Apple Fritter could be!
I'll tell you what - I've been missing out all my life, and maybe you have too!
I have never had an Apple Fritter. It just doesn't sound appealing. It doesn't look like anything appealing. I go to get donuts on Saturday AM and they are always right there on the hot-rack, staring at me.
I had one this week.
Oh. My. Spock.
I shall never pass up a fritter again.
The Star Trek Players now proudly present their dramatic re-creation of Frank's Apple Fritter Moment, as performed by Ms. Jeri Ryan:
Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing. ~ Data, ST:TNG "Haven"
Since we're talking, you know what pisses me off about gauntlets? I pick all my stupid characters for my stupid team, and then the groupings of skills that get paired together ALWAYS work out against me, so that I've only got one skill when the other players all have two.
I'll tell you what - I've been missing out all my life, and maybe you have too!
I have never had an Apple Fritter. It just doesn't sound appealing. It doesn't look like anything appealing. I go to get donuts on Saturday AM and they are always right there on the hot-rack, staring at me.
I had one this week.
Oh. My. Spock.
I shall never pass up a fritter again.
This has nothing to do with anything, but I hope it helps heal your wounded soul, OP. The gauntlet may not be for you, but an Apple Fritter could be!
Fritters... mmmmm
Next week's event 5* - Fritter eating Michael Burnham, 4*s - Fritter Chef Neelix, Apple in-the-pants Riker.
I'll tell you what - I've been missing out all my life, and maybe you have too!
I have never had an Apple Fritter. It just doesn't sound appealing. It doesn't look like anything appealing. I go to get donuts on Saturday AM and they are always right there on the hot-rack, staring at me.
I had one this week.
Oh. My. Spock.
I shall never pass up a fritter again.
This has nothing to do with anything, but I hope it helps heal your wounded soul, OP. The gauntlet may not be for you, but an Apple Fritter could be!
Dang Frank. I'm sorry you waited so long. What I really miss is a fresh one from a real bakery in Manhattan or Staten Island. *drools*.
Since we're talking, you know what pisses me off about gauntlets? I pick all my stupid characters for my stupid team, and then the groupings of skills that get paired together ALWAYS work out against me, so that I've only got one skill when the other players all have two.
UGH.
Gauntlet algorithms are built solely for one purpose which is to squeeze money off of you. Regular wrong skills selections, regular suspicious crits, regular walls of characters you just lost, choose your pain...
Since we're talking, you know what pisses me off about gauntlets? I pick all my stupid characters for my stupid team, and then the groupings of skills that get paired together ALWAYS work out against me, so that I've only got one skill when the other players all have two.
UGH.
Gauntlet algorithms are built solely for one purpose which is to squeeze money off of you. Regular wrong skills selections, regular suspicious crits, regular walls of characters you just lost, choose your pain...
I know that pain all too well. Many times I have lost a character to a challenge I should win easily (the magic three out of three crits on a 5% chance is often the culprit) only to face a wall of the same character the next time out.
Of course as the streak is broken I pawn sacrifice rather than waste merits
Since we're talking, you know what pisses me off about gauntlets? I pick all my stupid characters for my stupid team, and then the groupings of skills that get paired together ALWAYS work out against me, so that I've only got one skill when the other players all have two.
UGH.
Gauntlet algorithms are built solely for one purpose which is to squeeze money off of you. Regular wrong skills selections, regular suspicious crits, regular walls of characters you just lost, choose your pain...
I know that pain all too well. Many times I have lost a character to a challenge I should win easily (the magic three out of three crits on a 5% chance is often the culprit) only to face a wall of the same character the next time out.
Of course as the streak is broken I pawn sacrifice rather than waste merits
That's why DB doesn't want to allow real PvP Gauntlet. They need to control opponent selection to perform their "magic".
I'll tell you what - I've been missing out all my life, and maybe you have too!
I have never had an Apple Fritter. It just doesn't sound appealing. It doesn't look like anything appealing. I go to get donuts on Saturday AM and they are always right there on the hot-rack, staring at me.
I had one this week.
Oh. My. Spock.
I shall never pass up a fritter again.
This has nothing to do with anything, but I hope it helps heal your wounded soul, OP. The gauntlet may not be for you, but an Apple Fritter could be!
The Best Apple Fritter I've ever had was a limited time Caramel Apple Fritter from Tim Hortons in Canada. ..
So I would advise for those extra special, extra I don't care how big I get days..
Melt some caramel and use it for dipping sauce,
With a cold cold glass of milk.
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I have never had an Apple Fritter. It just doesn't sound appealing. It doesn't look like anything appealing. I go to get donuts on Saturday AM and they are always right there on the hot-rack, staring at me.
I had one this week.
Oh. My. Spock.
I shall never pass up a fritter again.
This has nothing to do with anything, but I hope it helps heal your wounded soul, OP. The gauntlet may not be for you, but an Apple Fritter could be!
This is possibly the best piece of advice ever given on these forums.
The Star Trek Players now proudly present their dramatic re-creation of Frank's Apple Fritter Moment, as performed by Ms. Jeri Ryan:
Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.
~ Data, ST:TNG "Haven"
UGH.
Brat!
Trista
Fritters... mmmmm
Next week's event 5* - Fritter eating Michael Burnham, 4*s - Fritter Chef Neelix, Apple in-the-pants Riker.
Dang Frank. I'm sorry you waited so long. What I really miss is a fresh one from a real bakery in Manhattan or Staten Island. *drools*.
Squadron Leader - [TFA] Bateson’s Bulldogs
It requires 64 basic cronuts and 24 common chocolates, which require Gagarin Belt to be unlocked.
Gauntlet algorithms are built solely for one purpose which is to squeeze money off of you. Regular wrong skills selections, regular suspicious crits, regular walls of characters you just lost, choose your pain...
I know that pain all too well. Many times I have lost a character to a challenge I should win easily (the magic three out of three crits on a 5% chance is often the culprit) only to face a wall of the same character the next time out.
Of course as the streak is broken I pawn sacrifice rather than waste merits
That's why DB doesn't want to allow real PvP Gauntlet. They need to control opponent selection to perform their "magic".
Or at least loosened a notch or two.
The Best Apple Fritter I've ever had was a limited time Caramel Apple Fritter from Tim Hortons in Canada. ..
So I would advise for those extra special, extra I don't care how big I get days..
Melt some caramel and use it for dipping sauce,
With a cold cold glass of milk.