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If you feel recent changes have ruined the game beyond hope...

If you feel recent changes to the game have made it unplayable, I have a solution.

The Coalition of Highly Ambitious and Motivated Players (CHAMPs) of STL are happy to take your in game assets off your hands. The CHAMPs of STL promise to find a good host family for your hard earned, but no longer wanted resources. STL CHAMPs are all players of STL, so you can rest assured that no undocumented or fake news STL-appearing foreign agents (such as players of Star Wars: Galaxy of Heroes or Candy Crush: Soda Saga) will abuse your precious dilithium, chronitons, merits, citations, honor, etc. Only real CHAMPs.

Just contact customer service, and let them know you want your resources to go to a CHAMP. As a special thank you, we will send you a commemorative plaque (with a special backing designed and built by a child you never heard of and will never see again) as well as a trophy that looks something like such...
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My 8-Point STT Strategy:

1. Voyage.
2. Have fun. If something isn't fun, don't do it.
3. Only pursue characters I care about.
4. Contribute to the fleet.
5. No more spending beyond monthly cards.
6. Have fun.
7. Voyage.
8. Have fun!

Comments

  • [SSR] GTMET[SSR] GTMET ✭✭✭✭✭
    The trolling is strong with this one :-)
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