I can't name a single Tellarite without consulting Memory Alpha. For that matter, I can only even think of four:
That Tellarite That Sarek Maybe Whacked
That Tellarite That Sato Warned Might Want to Eat Porthos
That Tellarite Gawking at Kirk's Trial
That Mirror Tellarite Hanging Around Mirror Sarek
There were several Tellarites in various Enterprise episodes.
[Insert "boo"s from the "Enterprise was lame" crowd here]
Nah man. Enterprise Was Best! And the Tellerite that captured Archer had a whole episode of screen time. We hated him, then we sympathized with him, then we felt bad for him, then we applauded him.
Nah, that dude was a pig 🐷....
He was. The ones from TOS were the worst!! They were so cheesy looking!
Come on. TOS was in the 60s with commensurate budgets and special effects. It was only like a decade removed from “Captain Proton” type SFX. Watch TOS on blu Ray with enhanced resolution and SFX and it’s not bad (although I’m biased because I grew up on TOS and still think Kirk is best). Or compare it to BBC Doctor Who from the same era (is that a rubber plunger on the Dalek?) and you shouldn’t be so judgmental about TOS pigs in space.
Be that as it may, they were still cheesy. The Horta was pretty bad to. And the Gorn. Green Barney
I can't name a single Tellarite without consulting Memory Alpha. For that matter, I can only even think of four:
That Tellarite That Sarek Maybe Whacked
That Tellarite That Sato Warned Might Want to Eat Porthos
That Tellarite Gawking at Kirk's Trial
That Mirror Tellarite Hanging Around Mirror Sarek
There were several Tellarites in various Enterprise episodes.
[Insert "boo"s from the "Enterprise was lame" crowd here]
Nah man. Enterprise Was Best! And the Tellerite that captured Archer had a whole episode of screen time. We hated him, then we sympathized with him, then we felt bad for him, then we applauded him.
Nah, that dude was a pig 🐷....
He was. The ones from TOS were the worst!! They were so cheesy looking!
Come on. TOS was in the 60s with commensurate budgets and special effects. It was only like a decade removed from “Captain Proton” type SFX. Watch TOS on blu Ray with enhanced resolution and SFX and it’s not bad (although I’m biased because I grew up on TOS and still think Kirk is best). Or compare it to BBC Doctor Who from the same era (is that a rubber plunger on the Dalek?) and you shouldn’t be so judgmental about TOS pigs in space.
Be that as it may, they were still cheesy. The Horta was pretty bad to. And the Gorn. Green Barney
I can't name a single Tellarite without consulting Memory Alpha. For that matter, I can only even think of four:
That Tellarite That Sarek Maybe Whacked
That Tellarite That Sato Warned Might Want to Eat Porthos
That Tellarite Gawking at Kirk's Trial
That Mirror Tellarite Hanging Around Mirror Sarek
There were several Tellarites in various Enterprise episodes.
[Insert "boo"s from the "Enterprise was lame" crowd here]
Nah man. Enterprise Was Best! And the Tellerite that captured Archer had a whole episode of screen time. We hated him, then we sympathized with him, then we felt bad for him, then we applauded him.
Nah, that dude was a pig 🐷....
He was. The ones from TOS were the worst!! They were so cheesy looking!
Come on. TOS was in the 60s with commensurate budgets and special effects. It was only like a decade removed from “Captain Proton” type SFX. Watch TOS on blu Ray with enhanced resolution and SFX and it’s not bad (although I’m biased because I grew up on TOS and still think Kirk is best). Or compare it to BBC Doctor Who from the same era (is that a rubber plunger on the Dalek?) and you shouldn’t be so judgmental about TOS pigs in space.
Be that as it may, they were still cheesy. The Horta was pretty bad to. And the Gorn. Green Barney
Horta just looks like an over-over-overcooked Hot Pocket to me
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Fun fact: The ships are propelled by bouncy castle technology.
I can't name a single Tellarite without consulting Memory Alpha. For that matter, I can only even think of four:
That Tellarite That Sarek Maybe Whacked
That Tellarite That Sato Warned Might Want to Eat Porthos
That Tellarite Gawking at Kirk's Trial
That Mirror Tellarite Hanging Around Mirror Sarek
There were several Tellarites in various Enterprise episodes.
[Insert "boo"s from the "Enterprise was lame" crowd here]
Nah man. Enterprise Was Best! And the Tellerite that captured Archer had a whole episode of screen time. We hated him, then we sympathized with him, then we felt bad for him, then we applauded him.
Nah, that dude was a pig 🐷....
He was. The ones from TOS were the worst!! They were so cheesy looking!
Come on. TOS was in the 60s with commensurate budgets and special effects. It was only like a decade removed from “Captain Proton” type SFX. Watch TOS on blu Ray with enhanced resolution and SFX and it’s not bad (although I’m biased because I grew up on TOS and still think Kirk is best). Or compare it to BBC Doctor Who from the same era (is that a rubber plunger on the Dalek?) and you shouldn’t be so judgmental about TOS pigs in space.
Be that as it may, they were still cheesy. The Horta was pretty bad to. And the Gorn. Green Barney
Horta just looks like an over-over-overcooked Hot Pocket to me
We’re not going to start with this again are we? Man I had to go through the same vitriol last year during the Horta event.
It has nothing to do wit burnt Pizza, Pizza the Hut, Horchata, or any of the other derogatory Hortaphobia slander that seems to always make the rounds here.
#HortaLivesMatter
#JeSuisHorta
#HortaToo
And while you may think the Horta is cheesy, please don’t say you want a Horta with extra Cheesy...
I can't name a single Tellarite without consulting Memory Alpha. For that matter, I can only even think of four:
That Tellarite That Sarek Maybe Whacked
That Tellarite That Sato Warned Might Want to Eat Porthos
That Tellarite Gawking at Kirk's Trial
That Mirror Tellarite Hanging Around Mirror Sarek
There were several Tellarites in various Enterprise episodes.
[Insert "boo"s from the "Enterprise was lame" crowd here]
Nah man. Enterprise Was Best! And the Tellerite that captured Archer had a whole episode of screen time. We hated him, then we sympathized with him, then we felt bad for him, then we applauded him.
Nah, that dude was a pig 🐷....
He was. The ones from TOS were the worst!! They were so cheesy looking!
Come on. TOS was in the 60s with commensurate budgets and special effects. It was only like a decade removed from “Captain Proton” type SFX. Watch TOS on blu Ray with enhanced resolution and SFX and it’s not bad (although I’m biased because I grew up on TOS and still think Kirk is best). Or compare it to BBC Doctor Who from the same era (is that a rubber plunger on the Dalek?) and you shouldn’t be so judgmental about TOS pigs in space.
Be that as it may, they were still cheesy. The Horta was pretty bad to. And the Gorn. Green Barney
Horta just looks like an over-over-overcooked Hot Pocket to me
We’re not going to start with this again are we? Man I had to go through the same vitriol last year during the Horta event.
It has nothing to do wit burnt Pizza, Pizza the Hut, Horchata, or any of the other derogatory Hortaphobia slander that seems to always make the rounds here.
#HortaLivesMatter
#JeSuisHorta
#HortaToo
And while you may think the Horta is cheesy, please don’t say you want a Horta with extra Cheesy...
I actually think the mother Horta looks like a zit that had dried blood as the head and was reopened cuz it was accidentally scraped
FYI, I'm not a huge fan of Tellarites or anything; it just annoys me a bit that we are missing an important species... one of the founders of the Federation... and I'd really like to see one for that reason if no other.
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Be that as it may, they were still cheesy. The Horta was pretty bad to. And the Gorn. Green Barney
Doesn't mean we don't want them.
Horta just looks like an over-over-overcooked Hot Pocket to me
Captain of the voyage vessels: Queen of Bashir, Landsknecht, and Sunspear, the first luxury starship cruiseliners.
Amenities include wifi, fully-functioning holodecks, a full-service bar, 3 party decks, a Trill spa, and a business centre.
Fun fact: The ships are propelled by bouncy castle technology.
We’re not going to start with this again are we? Man I had to go through the same vitriol last year during the Horta event.
It has nothing to do wit burnt Pizza, Pizza the Hut, Horchata, or any of the other derogatory Hortaphobia slander that seems to always make the rounds here.
#HortaLivesMatter
#JeSuisHorta
#HortaToo
And while you may think the Horta is cheesy, please don’t say you want a Horta with extra Cheesy...
I actually think the mother Horta looks like a zit that had dried blood as the head and was reopened cuz it was accidentally scraped
Edit: Oh never mind, I saw someone already posted something like this. Sorry!