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Beratis Kesla Redjac wrote: »

eXo | Frank wrote: »

Wait....
I'm all for this free unicorn gimmick, but, where do I house it? What do I feed it? Will that be provided or is that only to VIP15 customers?

Seriously? You feed it Wesley Crusher. But only the one in the rainbow shirt. Obviously.

I can tell you right now that that will not go over well with Frank's better half.

Frank?

It has come to my attention that certain unnamed parties in our household are allergic to Unicorns that feed upon Wesley Crusher, Wesley Crusher related items, or Wil Wheaton pictures and autographs. And peanuts.

Alas, I must ship you this Unicorn back. Also I forgot to poke holes in the box, so sorry for that in advance.