TFA is looking for one enthusiastic captain to fill out its roster! We don’t even care if you accidentally killed your entire crew and are now on an Ahab-like quest for revenge against a spaceborne mega weapon.
First Officer - Task Force April
Squadron Leader - [TFA] Bateson’s Bulldogs
Is your squadron stuck in an inactive fleet? Would you like to move with your squad to a more active fleet?
If so, Task Force Pike has room for several new squadrons! Contact me or @[TFA] Commodore Wizzlestix to get in on the ground floor!
Event though Task Force Pike is small, we are pretty active. For a fleet of around ten members, we’ve scored in the top 1000 for the past three faction events. Heck, we do better in faction events than in galaxy events, something that even Task Force April doesn’t do.
Task Force Pike’s Star is rising! Come join the in crowd!
So I've been working on a calculator for the kickstart on faction events. It's worked well for me and members of my fleet. If you want to use it, check the fleet chat for the password, or pm me. I've also locked all the cells except inputs- total # of available shuttles, and number of 0*, 1*, 2*, and 3* boosts you have. The kickstart sequence should populate automatically. Please let me know if you have any problems, and what your input numbers are so I can troubleshoot. Happy hunting!
Edit: Already ran into some issues! Working out the bugs, and I'll repost!
We have a couple more slots opening up, please contact Celeres for information if you are interested. We are a fun active group that threads the needle between being competitive without being too competitive (if you know what I mean).
So if you are looking for a fleet and haven’t messaged Celeres, then you are doing it wrong! You won’t find a better fleet in the game. Supportive leadership, daily reward goals, a great lvl 102 starbase and squad leaders sharing awesome crew. Join now while slots remain!
I know my own needs. And what I need from a fleet, I know I get from this new...Task Force April.
I could ask for nothing beyond the quality of Task Force April's membership. The tastefulness* of its humorous banter.
I request nothing beyond the thickly cushioned luxury of shuttle seats available even in soft Corinthian leather.
Yet, it is during weekly events when Task Force April best answers my demands!
**CUE ROUSING CRESCENDO WITH SONOROUS BRASS ENSEMBLE***
I have much more in this small fleet than great rewards for a most pleasant daily commitment. I have great confidence, for which there can be no price.
In Task Force April, I have what I need.
First Officer - Task Force April
Squadron Leader - [TFA] Bateson’s Bulldogs
Ok, we're not taking any more @#$%. If somebody doesn't join TFA within the next 24 hours, something soft, furry, and cute is going to die. And it won't be a tribble.
First Officer - Task Force April
Squadron Leader - [TFA] Bateson’s Bulldogs
Are you seeking Jamaharon??? Looking for par'Mach in all the wrong places ???
Seek no further, because Task Force April [TFA] has what you need! Our galaxy class amenities will put a smile on your face, and a shine on your...Bussard collectors.
So don't delay! Drop us a line (details in topic's original post), and become another satisfied member of our community! Don't believe us? Then take it from Captain Picard, who looks damn pleased, if we say so ourselves.
Engage!
First Officer - Task Force April
Squadron Leader - [TFA] Bateson’s Bulldogs
Wow. Just wow. I quit the forums because they're same old, same old and, on a whim decide to come back and this... this is what you lads have done to our recruiting thread???
Brilliant! I love it!
Ah Celeres, I don't even remember when you came to the fleet or when I promoted you but damn, you've made me the proudest Fleet Admiral in the game!
We have one opening left folks. Join now or bad things will happen! That's right. Threats, coercion. Whatever it take to fill that hole...
So... like... um... we filled that opening and found ourselves with another. Stupid real life! Don't people know they should be dedicating themselves to Timelines in general and Task Force April in particular to the exclusion of all else?
Sell us your soul! Or your first born! In return we offer lots and lots of love and stuff. Join today!
After a long period of full membership, Task Force April once again has slots! Please send me a PM on the forums or simply reply here if you are interested in joining a casual but high performing fleet. Refer to the first post in the thread for details. Thanks, and we look forward to welcoming you aboard!
First Officer - Task Force April
Squadron Leader - [TFA] Bateson’s Bulldogs
Comments
DOOOOO IT.
Kirk's vigorous jazz hands compel you!
Squadron Leader - [TFA] Bateson’s Bulldogs
Squadron Leader - [TFA] Bateson’s Bulldogs
If you are indeed looking for a fleet, shoot a personal message to my inbox!
Squadron Leader - [TFA] Bateson’s Bulldogs
Squadron Leader - [TFA] Bateson’s Bulldogs
If so, Task Force Pike has room for several new squadrons! Contact me or @[TFA] Commodore Wizzlestix to get in on the ground floor!
Event though Task Force Pike is small, we are pretty active. For a fleet of around ten members, we’ve scored in the top 1000 for the past three faction events. Heck, we do better in faction events than in galaxy events, something that even Task Force April doesn’t do.
Task Force Pike’s Star is rising! Come join the in crowd!
Task Force Pike/Garrett's Giants, Founder
Task Force April, Fleet Founder Emeritus
Newfie Central, Squad Founder, In Memoriam
Edit: Already ran into some issues! Working out the bugs, and I'll repost!
Kirk: "Excuse me! What does God need with a fleet?"
GOD: ***DAILY HONOR, CHRONS, AND CAMARADERIE YOU HOPELESS NITWIT. ALSO, YOUR ACTING IS PITIFUL.***
Kirk: "Oh, OK. Sorry. Yes, I'll join TFA, immediately."
Squadron Leader - [TFA] Bateson’s Bulldogs
I know my own needs. And what I need from a fleet, I know I get from this new...Task Force April.
I could ask for nothing beyond the quality of Task Force April's membership. The tastefulness* of its humorous banter.
I request nothing beyond the thickly cushioned luxury of shuttle seats available even in soft Corinthian leather.
Yet, it is during weekly events when Task Force April best answers my demands!
**CUE ROUSING CRESCENDO WITH SONOROUS BRASS ENSEMBLE***
I have much more in this small fleet than great rewards for a most pleasant daily commitment. I have great confidence, for which there can be no price.
In Task Force April, I have what I need.
Squadron Leader - [TFA] Bateson’s Bulldogs
Don't ask too many questions. Like Tom Paris, you just don't understand temporal mechanics.
Squadron Leader - [TFA] Bateson’s Bulldogs
We are still looking for one more member to fill the last place in the squad that placed 9th in the last event.
Squadron Leader - [TFA] Bateson’s Bulldogs
Squadron Leader - [TFA] Bateson’s Bulldogs
Squadron Leader - [TFA] Bateson’s Bulldogs
Seek no further, because Task Force April [TFA] has what you need! Our galaxy class amenities will put a smile on your face, and a shine on your...Bussard collectors.
So don't delay! Drop us a line (details in topic's original post), and become another satisfied member of our community! Don't believe us? Then take it from Captain Picard, who looks damn pleased, if we say so ourselves.
Engage!
Squadron Leader - [TFA] Bateson’s Bulldogs
Brilliant! I love it!
Ah Celeres, I don't even remember when you came to the fleet or when I promoted you but damn, you've made me the proudest Fleet Admiral in the game!
We have one opening left folks. Join now or bad things will happen! That's right. Threats, coercion. Whatever it take to fill that hole...
Sell us your soul! Or your first born! In return we offer lots and lots of love and stuff. Join today!
I'm a little ::hic:: intoxicated ::hic:: at the moment, so this is going to be a real half assed pick-up attempt. ::hic::
We want you inside two of our slots. Just...lemmie know and I'll beam us up. ::hic:: We're fun, ok?
I'm ssssooooo tiiiired...
Squadron Leader - [TFA] Bateson’s Bulldogs
Squadron Leader - [TFA] Bateson’s Bulldogs
If so, can you send an in game message to B1zob?
Check your inbox in the game