Dear Santa...(@DB)
Jim Steele
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in The Bridge
Please please can I have some more crew slots for Christmas. Loving the new mirror event theme if we can all get some more crew space for them it would be great!!
Thanks,
Jim
Thanks,
Jim
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We've been awful good players, DB honey,
So quick! Down a Jefferies tube tonight!
Free crew slots & special deals to use them on
Like..
25 - 10x premium packs + 250 Dilithium for $25.00
Super crew slot sale..
5 crew slots for $5 cash/credit (not crystals)
(Purchasable up to 5 times, hello 25 Christmas theme !)
Hell, put a combadge on Santa
Make him a 5* with Medical Engineering Science and sell the Santa pack !
You get 1 legendary Santa,
10 crew slots and 14, 10x packs
(Which is standard premium portal plus best chance of more Santa's) for... Yup, $25 !
Get in the spirit and sell us cheap stuff so we then buy more stuff from you again !
Make it so so so, ho ho ho !
Lol
Seriously..
You gotta do this.
HO HO HOOOOOO.
Squadron Leader - [TFA] Bateson’s Bulldogs
Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.
~ Data, ST:TNG "Haven"
And maybe a special mission that drops extra holoprograms so the majority of the fleets can climb that holowall. Heck, I'd take a mission that only dropped um.
Oh good Devs, Disrupter Beam,
making us a fun game,
So many characters we,
don't even know their names.
But we can not keep them all,
to lack of space it's due.
Oh good Devs, D.B. please gift,
space to keep our crew-ew-ew.
Hark all the crew,
gold, purple, blue,
but, sad to say,
airlock away,
no slots for them,
so we condemn,
out into space,
ne'er see their face.
Oh, we need slo-ots,
So, many slo-ots
much more than five, to
keep crew ali-ive.
many, many, many, many crew slots!
many, many, many, many crew slots!
(Repeat indefinitely)
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- Shuttle mission success rate displayed falsely needs fixing!!
- Gauntlet defender bias needs fixing!
- Search/sort/filter function in cryo vault
- change ridiculous achievements like 20,000 fights in gauntlet for 1/5 Locutus (that is 2 years of dedicated gauntlet hassle for one measly 1/5), or achieve rank in event (beyond 200 is impossible to achieve).
- Change ranked rewards for events! Make it % like arena. The current system is ridiculous and costs a single monkey one afternoon to transform it into something that actually makes sense. I'm confident DB can at least rent a monkey to get it done.
- Fix several unfarmable items like Quantum Oscillator, Laser Scalpel, Subcutaneous Transponder, Starfleet Test Cylinder, Science Experiment, etc.
- Fix long term bugs that only need a single line of code to fix, like the #1 Gauntlet achievement bug (again, it cannot be too difficult to find a monkey who does it).
- Remove useless items from threshold rewards (5x 4* trainers for 60,000 VP! YAY!!!) and replace it with something that actually makes sense (how about Citations, wouldn't that be something?)
- Fix fleets! For months many fleets have a 49/50 player bug and for months you did exactly nothing about it. The problem is probably trivial, but it will clearly not fix itself!
Wish for 2018:
- Don't bring any new features! The results will only be more bugs and probably 6 months response time from CS. You are clearly not chosen to develop the game further (case in point: voyages), all you can hope for is to transform the current game into something you can be at least a little bit proud of.
You’re that kid who got the Toys R Us catalogue and circled everything
The Sears Wishbook catalog was an utter delight of my childhood.
Agonizers, Tantalus fields, and lots of Terran knives,
In the air a feeling of oppression,
Lots of good crew, popular crew, ones that scheme and connive,
Every weekend this month we will see...
Mirror crew, Mirror crew. It's Mega time in S.T.T.
Sad to say, without slots, soon we will throw them away.
Please slots, lest they go away...
**EDIT**
Based on a PM I've already gotten, I should elaborate:
I am fine with opinions, as we all have them.
I am fine with passion, I prefer to see someone with it regardless of their mission.
I am fine with suggestions and wishlists, I used to make 10k word posts about them.
I don't like seeing vitriol and negativity spewed all over the place.
I don't like seeing disdain for a voluntary product, event or character.
I don't like seeing people beat the horse dead, beat it more, follow it to the glue factory and then beat the glue.
If you are so passionately negative about the game, the staff, the company or the direction, here's a spoiler. You aren't the first, nor will you be the last. I will repeat to you the same unsolicited advice I've given to those same people in the past - uninstall and move on. You'll never be happier.
One day (eventually) I'd like a pet pack... Porthos and Spot mainly. Till then, gimme chronitons!
It would be like giving us all a present.
Agreed. I haven’t seen a certain other bitter poster in a while. Must’ve been his birthday gift to us
We all think negatively about the game occasionally but on the whole DB are pretty good at adding new stuff; for example the Gauntlet, Voyages, Starbases and now Episode 8.
True, the first releases might have bugs but I can live with that if they keep the game well supported and develop its content.
Jim
So, for today:
I'm dreaming, of many crew slots. Just like the ones we got before.
Will they be remiss in? Or will they listen? To grant, what we have asked for?
I'm dreaming, of many crew slots. You can code them, Disrupter Beam!
And if you would give out, those slots...then you would rise up in our esteem.
(Repeat, with Data whistling in the background.)