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  • [BL] Q [BL] Q ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2017
    Dear Santa can you swap yesterday's 5 duplicate golds for one FF one. I've been a good Q I haven't knocked any planets out of orbit or tormented any alien races this year.
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    I promise to leave out a bowl of Gagh and some Blood wine for you and some petaQ hearts for the Targs.
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  • MagisseMagisse ✭✭✭✭✭

    Oh there's no place to put new crew anyways,
    So no matter if your event rank's tops,
    If you want to keep one with a familiar face,
    For the holidays, you must get some crew slots.

    I've got myself a new Picard that I'd been wishing for,
    And some Jadzia's, who would always catch my eye.
    And mirror crew, folks are leveling but others go out the door.

    Some small honor's parenth'itic.
    Man, some slots would be terrific!

    Oh there's no place to put new crew anyways,
    So if your goal is to give them a home,
    Only option we have, is to make much more space!
    So D.B., come save us please from this syndrome.

  • DavideBooksDavideBooks ✭✭✭✭✭
    Magisse,

    These songs make me smile.

    Thank you.
  • MagisseMagisse ✭✭✭✭✭
    Well it's nice that they're on sale, but I'm still hoping for a slot gift! (We did get some free ones the last time there was a sale too!) So on with the singing!



    Just see those portals opening, and crew are dropping too.
    Come on it's lovely timing, for the crew slots we're pining for, whew!

    In space the crew are floating, post their demoting, boo hoo.
    Come on it's lovely timing, for the slots to be priming for you!

    Typey-type, typey-type, typey-type, let's go! Go enter the code!
    How much longer should I attempt to goad?
    Typey-type, typey-type, typey-type, offhand...are the crew slots planned?

    We're playing along, and we're strong, but our current slots are all manned!

    Outlooks are nice and rosy, but we are nosy for news.
    If we do not get crew slots soon, then we'll be singing the blues.

    Yes we got a free Scarlett, but that's just a target ersatz,
    'Cause if I want to keep him then afraid that the prelim, is slots!

    (Repeat chorus)
  • Data1001Data1001 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Magisse wrote: »
    Well it's nice that they're on sale, but I'm still hoping for a slot gift! (We did get some free ones the last time there was a sale too!) So on with the singing!



    Just see those portals opening, and crew are dropping too.
    Come on it's lovely timing, for the crew slots we're pining for, whew!

    In space the crew are floating, post their demoting, boo hoo.
    Come on it's lovely timing, for the slots to be priming for you!

    Typey-type, typey-type, typey-type, let's go! Go enter the code!
    How much longer should I attempt to goad?
    Typey-type, typey-type, typey-type, offhand...are the crew slots planned?

    We're playing along, and we're strong, but our current slots are all manned!

    Outlooks are nice and rosy, but we are nosy for news.
    If we do not get crew slots soon, then we'll be singing the blues.

    Yes we got a free Scarlett, but that's just a target ersatz,
    'Cause if I want to keep him then afraid that the prelim, is slots!

    (Repeat chorus)

    Bravo. If your brilliant Trek carols don't make DB's heart two sizes bigger, I don't know what will.  
       
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    Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.
    ~ Data, ST:TNG "Haven"
  • JhamelJhamel ✭✭✭✭✭
    You have been heard, there's a crew slot sale on. :D
    "Everything about the Jem'Hadar is lethal!" - Eris (ST-DS9 Episode 2x26 "The Jem'Hadar")
  • Data1001Data1001 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You have been heard, there's a crew slot sale on. :D

    You must've missed this comment... ;)
    Magisse wrote: »
    Well it's nice that they're on sale, but I'm still hoping for a slot gift! (We did get some free ones the last time there was a sale too!) So on with the singing!


    Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.
    ~ Data, ST:TNG "Haven"
  • DavideBooksDavideBooks ✭✭✭✭✭
    @Magisse
    I haven't heard singing lately. I miss it. I've seen most of them, but I may have missed one. Do you know, "Airlock Ye Merry Gentlemen"?

    Airlock ye merry gentlemen
    There in no more crew space...
  • MagisseMagisse ✭✭✭✭✭
    @Magisse
    I haven't heard singing lately. I miss it. I've seen most of them, but I may have missed one. Do you know, "Airlock Ye Merry Gentlemen"?

    Airlock ye merry gentlemen
    There in no more crew space...
    I was actually saving that one for when we get the slots: ;)

    God rest, you many characters, in crew slots you will sleep.
    And as I get to keep you now, my roster 'comes so deep!
  • Get a pantomime name and a suitable avatar and enjoy yourself for a few days. Robin Hood is a Pantomime Character.
    If you don’t know what a Pantomime is check google.

    It’s Panto Jim, but not as we know it!
  • MagisseMagisse ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2017
    Cutting it a little close here, DB. Just saying! ;)
    Crew-slots us, everyone!

    You better watch out,
    Better play Timelines,
    We won't get left out,
    Because of my whines.
    Those crew slots are coming to town!

    Those crew on my list,
    My space won't suffice.
    To get to keep them, for sure would be nice.
    Those crew slots are coming to town!

    They might drop when we're sleeping.
    In-box, when we awake!
    They'll help make rosters extra-good,
    Least they should, for goodness sake!

    You better watch out,
    Better play Timelines,
    Please don't make us pout,
    D.B., catch my signs.
    Those crew slots are coming to town!
  • MagisseMagisse ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hmm, no slots. Well that's disappointing. :'(

    Well...maybe for New Year's then? o:)

    If all the players got crew slots, we really wouldn't mind!
    Starting a new year with some slots, like auld lang syne.

    For auld lang syne, D.B., for auld lang syne! We'll take a couple crew slots please, for auld lang syne.

    And surely, I will fill them up with crew that now are mine!
    Yes getting, please, to keep new crew would be a gift most fine.

    For auld lang syne, D.B., for auld lang syne! We'll take a couple crew slots please, for auld lang syne.

  • IvanstoneIvanstone ✭✭✭✭✭
    All I want for Christmas is a...

    Rare Voyage Dilemma before I go to bed. And some 3* Polymers. Mayweather ate all of mine and he's still hungry.
    VIP 13 - 310 Crew Slots - 1055 Immortals
  • Crew slot sale probably means no freebies this time, but it was a valiant effort.
    First Officer - Task Force April
    Squadron Leader - [TFA] Bateson’s Bulldogs
  • MagisseMagisse ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2018
    A little late for Christmas maybe, but rejoice! :D

    Joy to the game, we got crew slots!
    From Earth way to, Xindus!
    For legendaries,
    and super-rares,
    and the other ones too!
    (and the other ones too!)
    Thank you, we now have a place to put our crew!

    Joy to the game, we got crew slots!
    May we get more crew soon!
    For all these characters, we now have room,
    (All the ladies) So players and D.B. sing!
    (Guys now) So players and D.B. sing!
    (Everybody!)
    Thank you, thank you, Disruptor Beam!

  • Jim SteeleJim Steele ✭✭✭✭✭
    Magisse wrote: »
    Keep it up Magisse, I think it's working!
    Of course it is, how could it not? ;) So on to today:

    Dashing into space, with a complement of crew,
    Hoping to add lots more, but then I cry "boo hoo!"
    See what I didn't know, was my ship was too small,
    And without any more crew slots I'll never "catch 'em all"

    Oh...we need slots!  Please more slots!  D.B., save the day!
    Oh what fun, it is to keep the rewards from our play, hey!
    We need slots!  Please more slots!  D.B., save the day!
    One or two dozen should do, so our new crew can stay.

    A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a chance,
    and open some portals-hoping-my-power to enhance.
    But then the worst happened, and now I'm forced to choose.
    I pulled twenty fantastic crew, and none of them could fuse!

    (Repeat chorus indefinitely)
    Is it time for the Joyous Christmas Carols to start again? Please can we get more crewslots for Christmas?

    Jim

    DB: Do Better
  • Id like for Christmas from db...wait for it drum roll please

    Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah

    For db to do better.
    Nuff said...
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