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Klingon Walmart Greeter
The laziest of our costumes, just slap on a baldric. The best part of this costume is that you can request trick-or-treaters show you a receipt for the pumpkin they're carrying. When they fail to produce one, confiscate it as stolen merchandise! Be sure to say "majQa' Walmart!" to everyone.
Boushh
The Ubese are from an entirely other galaxy, so chances of them ever knowing what you've done are slim. The costume comes with a helmet that covers your entire face, making it easy to trick-or-treat at the houses of the survivors of your genocide without them withholding candy or trying to bring you to justice.
Bajoran Satan Worshiper
Don't stop at appropriating the Bajoran culture; appropriate their Satanic worshipers! This costume is most effective when worn at home, where you can hand out bottles of Bajoran Kool-Aid instead of Reese's peanut butter cups.
Bajoran Genocide Survivor
Mocking the survivors of your genocide by dressing up as one of them and making them look you in the eye when you ask for their free candy! This costume does require facial operation surgery, so be sure to call ahead and make an appointment.
My squad is doing a Wizard of Oz theme this month and our Squad-mate 7/9 nailed the Wizard of Oz theme with her bridge crew.
I would watch this remake.
My squad is doing a Wizard of Oz theme this month and our Squad-mate 7/9 nailed the Wizard of Oz theme with her bridge crew.
I would watch this remake.
Forgot to post this yesterday, but happy birthday, Generations! It's been a quarter century since you killed Jim Kirk.
Nice. Maybe they'll introduce an Enterprise-B for the 25th anniversary of Generations. That would make more sense as the starship for your themed crew.
Forgot to post this yesterday, but happy birthday, Generations! It's been a quarter century since you killed Jim Kirk.
Nice. Maybe they'll introduce an Enterprise-B for the 25th anniversary of Generations. That would make more sense as the starship for your themed crew.
The absence of the Excelsior and its class of ship has long been conspicuous.
Edit to add: I forgot the write-up! This is my alternate 007 themed bridge crew.
l. to r.: John Rhys-Davies (Pushkin, The Living Daylights); Anthony Zerbe (Krest, Licence to Kill); Famke Janssen (Xenia Onatopp, GoldenEye); Michelle Yeoh (Wai Lin, Tomorrow Never Dies)
I'm doing it people.... I'm resurrecting an old thread that (begins rambling out of nervousness) i must say took forever to find till finally I decided to use the search function cause I knew I remembered the word 'quartet' somewhere in this thread.... Thankfully I found it.
Anyway figured this was a cool theme and I used a campaign cite to finish Q Ball today.
Pls excuse Janeway's Lvl 99 no ff status...I finished her and froze her ages ago and this one is waiting to be fused into a mutated Janeway
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I love this.
After years of trying combovers, tupees and hair plugs, Jean-Luc realizes he looks best bald
Thanks Matt!
Nice. For the perfect version, though, you might change your ship to Pike's Enterprise.
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Opps I was going to do that and forgot!! Thx
Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.
~ Data, ST:TNG "Haven"
Three out of four boulders make comfortable seats; the fourth just makes you mad
I'll give ya 500 quatloos for the robot....
Klingon Walmart Greeter
The laziest of our costumes, just slap on a baldric. The best part of this costume is that you can request trick-or-treaters show you a receipt for the pumpkin they're carrying. When they fail to produce one, confiscate it as stolen merchandise! Be sure to say "majQa' Walmart!" to everyone.
Boushh
The Ubese are from an entirely other galaxy, so chances of them ever knowing what you've done are slim. The costume comes with a helmet that covers your entire face, making it easy to trick-or-treat at the houses of the survivors of your genocide without them withholding candy or trying to bring you to justice.
Bajoran Satan Worshiper
Don't stop at appropriating the Bajoran culture; appropriate their Satanic worshipers! This costume is most effective when worn at home, where you can hand out bottles of Bajoran Kool-Aid instead of Reese's peanut butter cups.
Bajoran Genocide Survivor
Mocking the survivors of your genocide by dressing up as one of them and making them look you in the eye when you ask for their free candy! This costume does require facial operation surgery, so be sure to call ahead and make an appointment.
Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.
~ Data, ST:TNG "Haven"
Alternate theme: Ok everyone, JAZZ HANDS!
I would watch this remake.
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The Odd Couple, or Married with Children?
Nice. Maybe they'll introduce an Enterprise-B for the 25th anniversary of Generations. That would make more sense as the starship for your themed crew.
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The absence of the Excelsior and its class of ship has long been conspicuous.
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Awesome crew from my favorite ST movie. Too bad you can't change the ship to the IKS T'Ong but rename it the Q'onos One.
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Edit to add: I forgot the write-up! This is my alternate 007 themed bridge crew.
l. to r.: John Rhys-Davies (Pushkin, The Living Daylights); Anthony Zerbe (Krest, Licence to Kill); Famke Janssen (Xenia Onatopp, GoldenEye); Michelle Yeoh (Wai Lin, Tomorrow Never Dies)
Can ... can I touch it?
Anyway figured this was a cool theme and I used a campaign cite to finish Q Ball today.
Pls excuse Janeway's Lvl 99 no ff status...I finished her and froze her ages ago and this one is waiting to be fused into a mutated Janeway