Timelines Haiku challenge
5000 Quatloos
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Since there's been a severe decline in general levity on the forums these last two weeks, here's my feeble attempt to bring some fun back.
Haiku's in traditional 3-line 5/7/5 syllable format will be accepted. The winner, judged by a compliant Haiku with the most "Awesomes", gets a free AEC. Syllables may be rented at one per token, but they expire after 3 hours making the Haiku noncompliant. Rented syllables have only a 65% chance of making sense.
Round 1:
(1)
(2)
(3)
(4)
(5)
(Is @Shan one syllable or two?
Haiku's in traditional 3-line 5/7/5 syllable format will be accepted. The winner, judged by a compliant Haiku with the most "Awesomes", gets a free AEC. Syllables may be rented at one per token, but they expire after 3 hours making the Haiku noncompliant. Rented syllables have only a 65% chance of making sense.
Round 1:
(1)
Skirmish honor drops
Like snow wrapped in ample chrons
Grind, my captain, grind
Like snow wrapped in ample chrons
Grind, my captain, grind
(2)
Hello young Wesley!
The dark void of space beckons...
Kirk hits "Eject Pod".
The dark void of space beckons...
Kirk hits "Eject Pod".
(3)
(4)
That Massive Value
gave me blue, purple and cubes
Rent check will be late
gave me blue, purple and cubes
Rent check will be late
(5)
Your Mirror Jean Luc
Vaguely homoerotic
Forms a mighty wall
Vaguely homoerotic
Forms a mighty wall
(Is @Shan one syllable or two?
Accepted. Mark them, Galt.
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Comments
Yeah, I think the "@" makes it two, haha. But since I've only seen one Shan on this forum, I think you can leave it off.
it's really sort of old hat
just omit the "at"
Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.
~ Data, ST:TNG "Haven"
Extra points for the haiku-meric, or limeriku.
Polywater Yar is said
Chaos can resume
I believe the @ is silent.
So many are third of five
Never to be Hugh
1. Voyage.
2. Have fun. If something isn't fun, don't do it.
3. Only pursue characters I care about.
4. Contribute to the fleet.
5. No more spending beyond monthly cards.
6. Have fun.
7. Voyage.
8. Have fun!
Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap
What? Not sub 1 k!
1. Voyage.
2. Have fun. If something isn't fun, don't do it.
3. Only pursue characters I care about.
4. Contribute to the fleet.
5. No more spending beyond monthly cards.
6. Have fun.
7. Voyage.
8. Have fun!
Brings a smile to my face
Thank you First Poster
Haven’t got what you wanted?
Just throw cash at it
There's no need to get angry
It's only a game
No, not a bug, a feature
Keep pulling those packs
Timelines! To quote older Spock:
I have no regrets.
1. Voyage.
2. Have fun. If something isn't fun, don't do it.
3. Only pursue characters I care about.
4. Contribute to the fleet.
5. No more spending beyond monthly cards.
6. Have fun.
7. Voyage.
8. Have fun!
Censored like a swear word?
DB.... is not smart
Another Spock’s tricorder
To build all next week.
Should not be more precious than
Gold pressed Latinum
Legendaries what wonder!
Honour debt horror.
Discovery is quite good,
Deep Space Nine is best.
All's working as intended
1k Sorrychrons
Privileged to be Admiral of the Great Fleet
Dilithium Causes Cancer, maxed Starbase level 134
Featuring photonic flee free holodecks and
All you can drink Neelix's Even Better Than Coffee Substitute!
Can we do something more fun?
Maybe kill Wesley?
let alone up to seven.
Haiku is too hard.
This is actually fun.
Thanks for posting this.
To keep us all happy?
It is not for me
Check out our website to find out more:
https://wiki.tenforwardloungers.com/
Live long and prosper my friends
DB will miss them.
Penalises other time zones
Never win gauntlet
a soporific sonnet
and awkward applause
sweet as Jumja but alas
she loves only Worf
—he is mine… I empathize
with every harumph
bones broken while dating her
it would be worth it
Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.
~ Data, ST:TNG "Haven"
But not a single field or cow
To be seen at all
Sent out no shuttles either
On a sunny day
(I'm not a native speaker, I hope "didn't" counts as two syllables
I must register an alt.
to vote myself up.
You'll register one
Why not eleven or more?
Winning is better
Is it banjo time at last?!
Ah, more trainers, swell.
More time spent in Haiku,
Than in new event
Thirty One-out-of-Five Crew
Need gold citations