There once was a Keeper from Talos IV
Who knew about humans, but wanted more
He called mister Pike
And said "How would you like
To go where no man has gone before?"
A pretty young lass from Loque'eque
Was known for her very long neck
The girls would all laugh
and say, "What a giraffe!"
But the boys would just say, "Oh my heck!"
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When Deanna went to Mintaka
Her hair was a bit of a shocker
Though Riker's hairdo
looked pretty odd, too
He said, "You look like a punk rocker!"
Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing. ~ Data, ST:TNG "Haven"
Oh man. Limericks are rocking. OK, this week's event will be Hybrid limerick + miniku, and Flemming is named squad leader. Daily Haiku's may be run in the background with crew with good base stats.
Threshold rewards will be non-canon, you-know-who characters dressed in their original "Benson" attire, in different scenes around the governor's mansion.
SPECIAL OFFER!!! "REWRITE THE GALAXY" One Time Only! $99.99.
10,000 Syllable Pack Pulls
100 Borg Cube Schematics
1250 AECs
*Each Pull has a 0.7% chance of yielding rhyming syllables.
Because this week's Hybrid Limerick Event will consume all your syllables, next week's event will involve retelling any Star Trek story in Thomas Pynchon "Gravity's Rainbow" stream of consciousness style. 1,000,000,000 syllables will be needed for the Ranked reward. Buy now!
... But if you meet a girl from Uranus
Hide away top secrets like Genesis
From your all time augment nemesis
Unless it's a Romulan sounding like a snake
Then make a data rod that's ........ faaaake!
[was on Sabbatical/Hiatus] Currently a trialist at Galaxy SquadronSTAY SAFE and KBO
Comments
At
Me strangely
His eyes wide
open,
walls will fall
please
just shut up!
in
this fun thread.
Congrats to
all
the winners.
few
more crew slots.
My kingdom,
for
more crew slots!
A
Good Sulu!
Low low price:
My
First born son.
the
starboard bow!
It's life, but
not
As we know!
It's worse than
that
he's dead, Jim!
We come in
peace,
shoot to kill!
Can't change the
laws
of physics!
Makes
My head hurt
We can switch to sonnet structure if you like :-)
To,
Our founder.
The Gamesters,
Of,
Triskelion.
Trisk - ell - yun,
A,
For Effort?
The art of haiku is true
Miniku's too skew
A form which could have some real kick
Unless there is one
With VIP none
Who thinks it is a pay gimmick
Who knew about humans, but wanted more
He called mister Pike
And said "How would you like
To go where no man has gone before?"
I know you may have seen this
And know what i'll say
But to that I say nay
Many things will rhyme with Venus
Was known for her very long neck
The girls would all laugh
and say, "What a giraffe!"
But the boys would just say, "Oh my heck!"
Her hair was a bit of a shocker
Though Riker's hairdo
looked pretty odd, too
He said, "You look like a punk rocker!"
Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.
~ Data, ST:TNG "Haven"
A rampart it would be called,
The Yar Killer Base
Threshold rewards will be non-canon, you-know-who characters dressed in their original "Benson" attire, in different scenes around the governor's mansion.
10,000 Syllable Pack Pulls
100 Borg Cube Schematics
1250 AECs
*Each Pull has a 0.7% chance of yielding rhyming syllables.
Because this week's Hybrid Limerick Event will consume all your syllables, next week's event will involve retelling any Star Trek story in Thomas Pynchon "Gravity's Rainbow" stream of consciousness style. 1,000,000,000 syllables will be needed for the Ranked reward. Buy now!
Hide away top secrets like Genesis
From your all time augment nemesis
Unless it's a Romulan sounding like a snake
Then make a data rod that's ........ faaaake!
If @Shan is following this thread, all I want for Christmas is a 5* Shahna.
I will also accept a 4* version of Mirror Shahna:
Good base allows me to
run a background haiku now
Then shoot for rewards
for
next event.
Trying to
FE
Gangster Kirk.
I really
hate
ancient films.
I'm
a Doctor
a
GoE Troi copy.
Really,
DB,
Really?!
Working on a new epic,
To share in this thread.
Woke to discover,
There is no reason to hope,
For event success.
And now as I think,
Of my unfinished poem,
My well feels empty.
I had only joy,
To share creativity,
With my forum friends.
I will not succumb,
To this distressing despair,
For that is not me.
But as of right now,
Engulfed in swarming torment,
My vision is gone.
much
bonus crew.
Dear DB, we
need
more crew slots.
the challenge is still quite the same.
rhyming is fun
but to end with a pun
will make it a new ballgame
Or sentient crazyperson
Such as yours truly
Tap tap tap tap tap
Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap
Tap tap tap tap tap
~· Fly with the Subspace Eddies! ·~
I’ll kick off:
I'm a ‘Wild and Crazy Guy!”
Finally FE
It’s the Bajoran earring at level 99 that makes him irresistible to the babes.