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  • bowdybowdy ✭✭✭
    Regarding her opposition: They must obey Mikey B... or else she'll "Burnham" down! HAHAHAHA i recently became a father so I get to make bad Dad jokes now! :)
    Congrats to you! Give 'em hell daddio!
  • bowdy wrote: »
    Regarding her opposition: They must obey Mikey B... or else she'll "Burnham" down! HAHAHAHA i recently became a father so I get to make bad Dad jokes now! :)
    Congrats to you! Give 'em hell daddio!

    Lol thank you very much!
  • I'm one of those that airlocks STDs automatically so... *shrugs*

    Not sure what ur personal health issues have to do with this topic?

    Or are you talking bout Discovery? DSC is the offical short term, or did any other Star Trek show had ST(Star Trek) as part of their shortterms? Any? TOS, TNG, VOY, DS9, ENT, TAS?!

    This STD jokes are getting soo old and lame. Feels like kindergarten.

    Not sure why you think anything you say means anything to me. For the record... It doesn't. But clearly my words mean something to you otherwise you'd just scroll on by.

    PS It's "These STD jokes..." not "This STD jokes..."

    Apparently is does mean something to you since you are responding and you even stooped as low as pulling the grammar card.... It looks like it actually meant a lot to you.
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  • Mirror CartmanMirror Cartman ✭✭✭✭✭
    PS It's "These STD jokes..." not "This STD jokes..."

    "The grammar police are charging weapons."
    "Red alert, raise shields."

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  • [SFW] Quick Claude[SFW] Quick Claude ✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2018
    I'm one of those that airlocks STDs automatically so... *shrugs*

    Same here. I Immediately airlocked Burnham.
  • PallidynePallidyne ✭✭✭✭✭
    For my part, these missions are sooooo deliberately awful they're hilarious. And it's a little dig at those who hate Discovery. Wanna airlock Burnham? Now's your chance, while she's being psychopathically PC and scientifically minded. Go on. Do it! Airlock her now before all your legendaries get demoted to super-rares or worse! Rares! And forced to eat Gagh!

    And please show me your evidence.

    Well even Attack of the Killer Tomatoes found an audience....
  • Travis S McClainTravis S McClain ✭✭✭✭✭
    Pallidyne wrote: »
    For my part, these missions are sooooo deliberately awful they're hilarious. And it's a little dig at those who hate Discovery. Wanna airlock Burnham? Now's your chance, while she's being psychopathically PC and scientifically minded. Go on. Do it! Airlock her now before all your legendaries get demoted to super-rares or worse! Rares! And forced to eat Gagh!

    And please show me your evidence.

    Well even Attack of the Killer Tomatoes found an audience....

    Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! featured an appearance by The Famous Chicken. How could it not find an audience? (If you're thinking this is my way of saying that I want The Famous Chicken to appear on Disco, you're right. That would be dope.)
  • PallidynePallidyne ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm one of those that airlocks STDs automatically so... *shrugs*

    Not sure what ur personal health issues have to do with this topic?

    Or are you talking bout Discovery? DSC is the offical short term, or did any other Star Trek show had ST(Star Trek) as part of their shortterms? Any? TOS, TNG, VOY, DS9, ENT, TAS?!

    This STD jokes are getting soo old and lame. Feels like kindergarten.

    Is there an 'official' chart outside of Wikipedia (which is not an authoritative source)?
  • Pallidyne wrote: »
    I'm one of those that airlocks STDs automatically so... *shrugs*

    Not sure what ur personal health issues have to do with this topic?

    Or are you talking bout Discovery? DSC is the offical short term, or did any other Star Trek show had ST(Star Trek) as part of their shortterms? Any? TOS, TNG, VOY, DS9, ENT, TAS?!

    This STD jokes are getting soo old and lame. Feels like kindergarten.

    Is there an 'official' chart outside of Wikipedia (which is not an authoritative source)?

    jls7ebv13nvd.jpeg
    "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"
  • PallidynePallidyne ✭✭✭✭✭
    Pallidyne wrote: »
    I'm one of those that airlocks STDs automatically so... *shrugs*

    Not sure what ur personal health issues have to do with this topic?

    Or are you talking bout Discovery? DSC is the offical short term, or did any other Star Trek show had ST(Star Trek) as part of their shortterms? Any? TOS, TNG, VOY, DS9, ENT, TAS?!

    This STD jokes are getting soo old and lame. Feels like kindergarten.

    Is there an 'official' chart outside of Wikipedia (which is not an authoritative source)?

    jls7ebv13nvd.jpeg

    Thank you.
  • PallidynePallidyne ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2018
    Pallidyne wrote: »
    For my part, these missions are sooooo deliberately awful they're hilarious. And it's a little dig at those who hate Discovery. Wanna airlock Burnham? Now's your chance, while she's being psychopathically PC and scientifically minded. Go on. Do it! Airlock her now before all your legendaries get demoted to super-rares or worse! Rares! And forced to eat Gagh!

    And please show me your evidence.

    Well even Attack of the Killer Tomatoes found an audience....

    Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! featured an appearance by The Famous Chicken. How could it not find an audience? (If you're thinking this is my way of saying that I want The Famous Chicken to appear on Disco, you're right. That would be dope.)

    Meant it more towards this event... but sure why not. Though I watched it for Jim Belushi. Together --- almost a full star.
  • Pallidyne wrote: »
    For my part, these missions are sooooo deliberately awful they're hilarious. And it's a little dig at those who hate Discovery. Wanna airlock Burnham? Now's your chance, while she's being psychopathically PC and scientifically minded. Go on. Do it! Airlock her now before all your legendaries get demoted to super-rares or worse! Rares! And forced to eat Gagh!

    And please show me your evidence.

    Well even Attack of the Killer Tomatoes found an audience....

    That's a thingo? Please don't tell me the plot I hate spoilers ;)
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  • Just like Star Trek Insurrection (STI) is also a thing. I haven't laughed this hard since I was 7 years old!
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  • MagisseMagisse ✭✭✭✭✭
    Pallidyne wrote: »
    For my part, these missions are sooooo deliberately awful they're hilarious. And it's a little dig at those who hate Discovery. Wanna airlock Burnham? Now's your chance, while she's being psychopathically PC and scientifically minded. Go on. Do it! Airlock her now before all your legendaries get demoted to super-rares or worse! Rares! And forced to eat Gagh!

    And please show me your evidence.

    Well even Attack of the Killer Tomatoes found an audience....

    That's a thingo? Please don't tell me the plot I hate spoilers ;)
    Uh, that is the plot. Seriously.

    And Howard the Duck was much better.
  • PallidynePallidyne ✭✭✭✭✭
    Magisse wrote: »
    Pallidyne wrote: »
    For my part, these missions are sooooo deliberately awful they're hilarious. And it's a little dig at those who hate Discovery. Wanna airlock Burnham? Now's your chance, while she's being psychopathically PC and scientifically minded. Go on. Do it! Airlock her now before all your legendaries get demoted to super-rares or worse! Rares! And forced to eat Gagh!

    And please show me your evidence.

    Well even Attack of the Killer Tomatoes found an audience....

    That's a thingo? Please don't tell me the plot I hate spoilers ;)
    Uh, that is the plot. Seriously.

    And Howard the Duck was much better.

    Oooh Lea Thompon and Holly Robinson! Rwor!
  • Magisse wrote: »
    Pallidyne wrote: »
    For my part, these missions are sooooo deliberately awful they're hilarious. And it's a little dig at those who hate Discovery. Wanna airlock Burnham? Now's your chance, while she's being psychopathically PC and scientifically minded. Go on. Do it! Airlock her now before all your legendaries get demoted to super-rares or worse! Rares! And forced to eat Gagh!

    And please show me your evidence.

    Well even Attack of the Killer Tomatoes found an audience....

    That's a thingo? Please don't tell me the plot I hate spoilers ;)
    Uh, that is the plot. Seriously.

    And Howard the Duck was much better.

    Is it as good as the one where the tyre goes on a murderous rampage? Because that rolled!
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  • (HGH)Apollo(HGH)Apollo ✭✭✭✭✭
    Dont forget that Worf was a big grumpus on Risa too. If u are gonna be mad at Burnham then you have to be mad at Worf as well. eqyav1tbfggk.jpg
    Let’s fly!
  • Data1001Data1001 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Dont forget that Worf was a big grumpus on Risa too. If u are gonna be mad at Burnham then you have to be mad at Worf as well.

    Worf is a huge grump until Jadzia makes goo-goo eyes at him... then he turns into a big ol' romantic softie.

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  • Odo MarmarosaOdo Marmarosa ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2018
    EDIT: Posted to wrong thread
  • Dralix wrote: »
    one reassigning admirals as yeoman because they're superfluous

    I'd watch a show where Nechayev was Kirk's yeoman.

    I’d seriously watch that episode. Or an episode of her going off on Burnham for even coming up with these goofy ideas..
  • Tourist Quark needs to come save the day...as for now I’m airlocking this like I airlock all my DSC characters (except Saru, he’s cool. And maybe Lucius Malfoy). I just don’t like DSC....
  • Travis S McClainTravis S McClain ✭✭✭✭✭
    Magisse wrote: »
    Pallidyne wrote: »
    For my part, these missions are sooooo deliberately awful they're hilarious. And it's a little dig at those who hate Discovery. Wanna airlock Burnham? Now's your chance, while she's being psychopathically PC and scientifically minded. Go on. Do it! Airlock her now before all your legendaries get demoted to super-rares or worse! Rares! And forced to eat Gagh!

    And please show me your evidence.

    Well even Attack of the Killer Tomatoes found an audience....

    That's a thingo? Please don't tell me the plot I hate spoilers ;)
    Uh, that is the plot. Seriously.

    And Howard the Duck was much better.

    You speak the truth.
  • edited January 2018
    She's out of control. Lets look at some of the mission stories.

    1 - Tries to shut down Risa.

    2 - Wants to demote officers since theres too many officers and not enough juniors running experiments...ok its called "reassign officers" but if you're reassigned to a lower position thats a demotion.

    3 - Is trying to change races cultures. Hirogen, a race of hunters right? Well thats wrong, you should be using your skills to hunt down relics and give them to the Federation for safekeeping.

    4 - Wants to censure the Bajorans if they refuse to separate church and state. Thats right, you know how your religious figures are involved in politics and thats how its been? Well stop it or be punished.

    5 - McCoy has lost a lot of patients, lets boot him out and stop him from being a doctor.

    6 - Reunification between the Vulcans and Romulans being a Romulan plot has happened before, fears of it happening again cant (or shouldn't) be dismissed with nothing more than "Nope thats illogical we're doing it anyway!"

    7 - Is trying to split up families who were reunited by the temporal crisis.

    8 - Betazoids have a useful ability but they're influenced by the emotions of others, lets introduce the teachings of Surak and try to get them to be a lot less emotional. Betazoids, you're useful but you need to be more like us Vulcans.

    9 - Too many admirals, lets have them retrained as yeomen

    10 - Starfleet shouldn't be exploring anymore, theres more important things to do (probably like having the Betazoids and Bajorans change as well as demoting all the higher ups) so lets have groups like the Augments and Terran Empire do all the exploring. I'm sure that'll work out ok after all the Augments and Terran Empire have shown themselves to be explorers who will happily seek out new life and new civilisations...does that sound logical?
  • Pallidyne wrote: »
    I'm one of those that airlocks STDs automatically so... *shrugs*

    Not sure what ur personal health issues have to do with this topic?

    Or are you talking bout Discovery? DSC is the offical short term, or did any other Star Trek show had ST(Star Trek) as part of their shortterms? Any? TOS, TNG, VOY, DS9, ENT, TAS?!

    This STD jokes are getting soo old and lame. Feels like kindergarten.

    Is there an 'official' chart outside of Wikipedia (which is not an authoritative source)?

    jls7ebv13nvd.jpeg

    Interesting. I'd been using DIS, as per VOY for Voyager and ENT for Enterprise before it.
    Magisse wrote: »
    Pallidyne wrote: »
    For my part, these missions are sooooo deliberately awful they're hilarious. And it's a little dig at those who hate Discovery. Wanna airlock Burnham? Now's your chance, while she's being psychopathically PC and scientifically minded. Go on. Do it! Airlock her now before all your legendaries get demoted to super-rares or worse! Rares! And forced to eat Gagh!

    And please show me your evidence.

    Well even Attack of the Killer Tomatoes found an audience....

    That's a thingo? Please don't tell me the plot I hate spoilers ;)
    Uh, that is the plot. Seriously.

    And Howard the Duck was much better.

    Word. :sunglasses:
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  • Ego DraconisEgo Draconis ✭✭
    edited January 2018
    I'd far more quickly want to party with the Alice in Wonderland rabbit that showed up on TOS than an uptight Vulcan wannabe. I'll include semi-naked Picard on Risa. And Archer, Reed, Trip or Sato on Risa. And Secret Agent Bashir's adventures. And Janeway playing pool. Just... Risa. Or a holodeck mud bath with Worf.

    Just ideas. But I'll have to party with non-alcoholic drinks, apparently. Consumption of alcoholic beverages is... illogical
  • V.V. ✭✭✭✭
    It's funny.
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  • GhostStalkerGhostStalker ✭✭✭✭✭
    She's out of control. Lets look at some of the mission stories.

    1 - Tries to shut down Risa.

    2 - Wants to demote officers since theres too many officers and not enough juniors running experiments...ok its called "reassign officers" but if you're reassigned to a lower position thats a demotion.

    3 - Is trying to change races cultures. Hirogen, a race of hunters right? Well thats wrong, you should be using your skills to hunt down relics and give them to the Federation for safekeeping.

    4 - Wants to censure the Bajorans if they refuse to separate church and state. Thats right, you know how your religious figures are involved in politics and thats how its been? Well stop it or be punished.

    5 - McCoy has lost a lot of patients, lets boot him out and stop him from being a doctor.

    6 - Reunification between the Vulcans and Romulans being a Romulan plot has happened before, fears of it happening again cant (or shouldn't) be dismissed with nothing more than "Nope thats illogical we're doing it anyway!"

    7 - Is trying to split up families who were reunited by the temporal crisis.

    8 - Betazoids have a useful ability but they're influenced by the emotions of others, lets introduce the teachings of Surak and try to get them to be a lot less emotional. Betazoids, you're useful but you need to be more like us Vulcans.

    9 - Too many admirals, lets have them retrained as yeomen

    10 - Starfleet shouldn't be exploring anymore, theres more important things to do (probably like having the Betazoids and Bajorans change as well as demoting all the higher ups) so lets have groups like the Augments and Terran Empire do all the exploring. I'm sure that'll work out ok after all the Augments and Terran Empire have shown themselves to be explorers who will happily seek out new life and new civilisations...does that sound logical?

    Thank you for taking the time to transcribe how truly AWFUL dis b!*@h is being.
  • V. wrote: »
    It's funny.

    The Burnie haters are sure taking this seriously. I think it's hilarious that DB has tapped into the DIS haters and turned up the fever a notch!
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