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  • Data1001Data1001 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.
    ~ Data, ST:TNG "Haven"
  • YateballYateball ✭✭✭✭✭
    Dirk Gunderson wrote: »
    [TFA] GTMET wrote: »
    CrunchyFleet wrote: »
    Saw someone refer to Mirror La Forge as Reading Rambo; it amuses.

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    Someone out there is also making Reading Rambo t-shirts:

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    Too bad this shirt doesn't have the proper NCC-1701-D on it or I'd likely buy
  • WaldoMagWaldoMag ✭✭✭✭✭
    Has someone Ragu Ru'afo yet?
    Too lazy to search.
  • Chief Eud{DD}rickChief Eud{DD}rick ✭✭✭✭
    We call him Rufus
    "Never teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig" Lazarus Long, Time Enough for Love, R.A. Heinlein
  • Strephon AlkhalikoiStrephon Alkhalikoi ✭✭✭
    Orion Slaver = Big Show
    Mirror Picard = Gunshow Picard
    Mother Horta = Pizza Monster
    Bell Riots Bashir = Darth Bashir
  • PetrichorPetrichor ✭✭✭
    edited September 2018
    1. Rifle Janeway — Ripley Janeway
    2. Mutated Paris — The Episode that Never Happened Paris
    3. Tommy Gun Dixon — Say Hello to My Little Friend Dixon
    4. Commando Crusher — Mission Impossible Crusher
    5. Ensign Seska — Airlock Immediately
    6. Duelist Barclay — En Garde Barclay
    7. Lt. Thomas Riker — Another Crazy Riker
    8. Warship Janeway — "Come at me Bro" Janeway OR "I Own You" Janeway
    9. Warship Chacotay — My Tattoo is Bigger Chacotay
  • IronagedaveIronagedave ✭✭✭✭✭
    Mirror Data = Arnold Schwarzendata
    [was on Sabbatical/Hiatus] Currently a trialist at Galaxy SquadronSTAY SAFE and KBO
  • Bylo BandBylo Band ✭✭✭✭✭
    I always affectionately refer to Warship Janeway as Teabag Janeway, for her post-Gauntlet victory pose.

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  • Jim SteeleJim Steele ✭✭✭✭✭
    They are loads!

    Bell Riots Bashir - Hobo Bashir (or Darth Bashir)
    T'Kuvma - Pappa Smurf (since when were Klingon's bright blue?)
    Mirror Picard - Faux (or Guns) Picard
    Captain Janeway - Coffee Janeway
    Mirror Janeway - Pirate Janeway
    Assimilated Janeway - Borgway
    Blood Oath Dax - FuglyDax
    Assimilated LaForge - LaBorge'

    DB: Do Better
  • {R•PHX}Captain Stupid{R•PHX}Captain Stupid ✭✭✭
    edited October 2018
    I already named the new Wedding Quark. "It wasn't me" Quark.
    AofS Data: "Talk to the hands" Data.
    Data V: "Row, row, row your boat, life is not a dream" Data.(Spock reference)
  • IronagedaveIronagedave ✭✭✭✭✭
    Captain Stupid#STOPMACROS wrote: »
    I already named the new Wedding Quark. "It wasn't me" Quark.
    AofS Data: "Talk to the hands" Data.
    Data V: "Row, row, row your boat, life is not a dream" Data.(Spock reference)

    When I froze wedding Quark I thought Carbonite Quark
    [was on Sabbatical/Hiatus] Currently a trialist at Galaxy SquadronSTAY SAFE and KBO
  • {R•PHX}Captain Stupid{R•PHX}Captain Stupid ✭✭✭
    Ironagedave wrote: »
    Captain Stupid#STOPMACROS wrote: »
    I already named the new Wedding Quark. "It wasn't me" Quark.
    AofS Data: "Talk to the hands" Data.
    Data V: "Row, row, row your boat, life is not a dream" Data.(Spock reference)

    When I froze wedding Quark I thought Carbonite Quark

    Lololol, good one! For sure when you freeze.
  • RogueAngylRogueAngyl ✭✭✭
    edited October 2018
    It's totally second grade humor, but I often refer to him as"the underwear tucker"
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    My 8-Point STT Strategy:

    1. Voyage.
    2. Have fun. If something isn't fun, don't do it.
    3. Only pursue characters I care about.
    4. Contribute to the fleet.
    5. No more spending beyond monthly cards.
    6. Have fun.
    7. Voyage.
    8. Have fun!
  • Bluebeard1Bluebeard1 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Phlox Au Naturel became known to me as IKEA Phlox after my wife commented "Some assembly required".
  • {R•PHX}Captain Stupid{R•PHX}Captain Stupid ✭✭✭
    RogueAngyl wrote: »
    It's totally second grade humor, but I often refer to him as"the underwear tucker"
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    You mean "Underoos Tucker"
  • {R•PHX}Captain Stupid{R•PHX}Captain Stupid ✭✭✭
    Bluebeard1 wrote: »
    Phlox Au Naturel became known to me as IKEA Phlox after my wife commented "Some assembly required".

    I was thinking "Irish Spring Phlox"
  • Emperor Borg Drone (SC)Emperor Borg Drone (SC) ✭✭✭✭✭
    I can't remember where I read it, or I'd quote it, but someone is already referring to Michael Sullivan as "Delete The Wife" :D
  • AldudeAldude ✭✭✭✭✭
    Looks like someone you get in those PSAs who offers candy to kiddies...
    Fleet Admiral of NCC UK Midlands."Leave any bigotry in your quarters. There's no room for it on the bridge." - J.T. Kirk, 2266
  • SoupSoup ✭✭✭
    Aldude wrote: »
    Looks like someone you get in those PSAs who offers candy to kiddies...

    Yeah...What is he doing with his hands in his pockets anyway? 😆

  • PetrichorPetrichor ✭✭✭
    ByloBand wrote: »
    I always affectionately refer to Warship Janeway as Teabag Janeway, for her post-Gauntlet victory pose.

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    You have the Janeway I am currently seeking to add to my collection. I envy you.
  • S31S31 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I said how she looks like a vampire, then everyone starts calling her Vampire Yar. :D
  • PolPol ✭✭✭
    Hillary and say hello to my Little friend Dixon are Golden! :D

    I personally refer to Kurros as George
  • Chief Eud{DD}rickChief Eud{DD}rick ✭✭✭✭
    Soup wrote: »
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    Men’s Warehouse Chakotay. He’ll like the way he looks....he guarantees it.

    Miami Vice Chakotay
    "Never teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig" Lazarus Long, Time Enough for Love, R.A. Heinlein
  • RegolasRegolas ✭✭✭
    Not real witty but
    Mirror Troi:Belly Button Troi
    Mirror Laforge: Guns Out Laforge
    Mirror Tpol: Cheerleader Tpol
    Alt Future Dax: Grandma Dax
  • {R•PHX}Captain Stupid{R•PHX}Captain Stupid ✭✭✭
    For the new Spock, a couple.
    1. Jet or rocket boot Spock.
    2. Spock and the Jets(Elton John reference)
  • littlestoatielittlestoatie ✭✭✭
    New Spock = Hover Spock
    Disguished Chakotay = Stephen Fry.
    “Holodeck 2 tomorrow, 1600 hours. Just you, me and a tuning fork”
  • WaldoMagWaldoMag ✭✭✭✭✭
    For those who know.
    Mountaineer Spock
    Munster Spock
    Or maybe Herman
  • Marko RamiusMarko Ramius ✭✭✭
    edited December 2018
    There is a new #3 thanks to @Soup.

    #1 - Reading Rambo - Mirror Geordi LaForge
    #2 - Tuvok Shakur - Disguised Tuvok
    #3 - Men's Wearhouse Chakotay - Disguised Chakotay

    He'll like the way he looks. Guarantee it.
    "I would have told him anything. Anything at all. But more than that, I believed that I could see...five lights."
    ~Captain Picard ST:TNG Chain of Command

    Link to my list of helpful spreadsheets, websites, threads, and help for all players!

    ST:TNG Crew Addition Wish List:

    Mariachi Q - Déjà Q Quote - But I feel like celebrating! - Thank You!
    H.M.S. Pinafore Data - Insurrection Quote - And his fist be ever ready for a knockdown blow. - Thank You!
    Rascal Picard/Guinan - Rascals Quote - I want to see my father!
    Kivas Fajo - The Most Toys Quote - What a marvelous contradiction. A military pacifist!
    Batai - The Inner Light Quote - This tree is our symbol. Our affirmation of life.
    Irumodic Syndrome Picard - All Good Things Quote - You said it was earl grey. I'd swear it was darjeeling. - Thank You!
    B-4 - Nemesis Quote - Why do you have a shiny head? - Thank You!
    Zero G Worf - First Contact Quote - Assimilate this!
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