Someone's been reading Astérix. I like it. I read them all in French 23 years ago. Excellent humor. Unfortunately it loses a bit in the translation, but still worth it.
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Mother Horta as Mom’s Pile of Laundry.
War Correspondent Jake as Constipated Jake or Explosive Diarrhea Jake.
Angel I Riker as Chesticles Riker.
Command Warp Kirk as Armpits Kirk.
Will Scarlet Worf as Koolaid Worf
Suliban Reed as Oatmeal Face Reed
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Wrong. Merry worf is the only crew i turned the sound ON for. Plus it was demanded DB add the clip when he was released and they actually did it really quick.
Wrong. Merry worf is the only crew i turned the sound ON for. Plus it was demanded DB add the clip when he was released and they actually did it really quick.
It is one of the better sound bytes. Any Scotty is a better nomination for turning off the sound.
"I would have told him anything. Anything at all. But more than that, I believed that I could see...five lights."
~Captain Picard ST:TNGChain of Command
Mariachi Q - Déjà QQuote - But I feel like celebrating! - Thank You! H.M.S. Pinafore Data - InsurrectionQuote - And his fist be ever ready for a knockdown blow. - Thank You!
Rascal Picard/Guinan - RascalsQuote - I want to see my father!
Kivas Fajo - The Most ToysQuote - What a marvelous contradiction. A military pacifist!
Batai - The Inner LightQuote - This tree is our symbol. Our affirmation of life. Irumodic Syndrome Picard - All Good ThingsQuote - You said it was earl grey. I'd swear it was darjeeling. - Thank You! B-4 - NemesisQuote - Why do you have a shiny head? - Thank You!
Zero G Worf - First ContactQuote - Assimilate this!
Hahaha I'm not sure why this never came up before.
"I would have told him anything. Anything at all. But more than that, I believed that I could see...five lights."
~Captain Picard ST:TNGChain of Command
Mariachi Q - Déjà QQuote - But I feel like celebrating! - Thank You! H.M.S. Pinafore Data - InsurrectionQuote - And his fist be ever ready for a knockdown blow. - Thank You!
Rascal Picard/Guinan - RascalsQuote - I want to see my father!
Kivas Fajo - The Most ToysQuote - What a marvelous contradiction. A military pacifist!
Batai - The Inner LightQuote - This tree is our symbol. Our affirmation of life. Irumodic Syndrome Picard - All Good ThingsQuote - You said it was earl grey. I'd swear it was darjeeling. - Thank You! B-4 - NemesisQuote - Why do you have a shiny head? - Thank You!
Zero G Worf - First ContactQuote - Assimilate this!
I always thought Will Scarlet looked more like a pimp than the rest. I think it's the hat that really brings it home.
"I would have told him anything. Anything at all. But more than that, I believed that I could see...five lights."
~Captain Picard ST:TNGChain of Command
Mariachi Q - Déjà QQuote - But I feel like celebrating! - Thank You! H.M.S. Pinafore Data - InsurrectionQuote - And his fist be ever ready for a knockdown blow. - Thank You!
Rascal Picard/Guinan - RascalsQuote - I want to see my father!
Kivas Fajo - The Most ToysQuote - What a marvelous contradiction. A military pacifist!
Batai - The Inner LightQuote - This tree is our symbol. Our affirmation of life. Irumodic Syndrome Picard - All Good ThingsQuote - You said it was earl grey. I'd swear it was darjeeling. - Thank You! B-4 - NemesisQuote - Why do you have a shiny head? - Thank You!
Zero G Worf - First ContactQuote - Assimilate this!
Platonic Kirk as in "I only like you as a friend, Kirk?" Doesn't sound very Kirk-like. haha
Sorry, had to.
"I would have told him anything. Anything at all. But more than that, I believed that I could see...five lights."
~Captain Picard ST:TNGChain of Command
Mariachi Q - Déjà QQuote - But I feel like celebrating! - Thank You! H.M.S. Pinafore Data - InsurrectionQuote - And his fist be ever ready for a knockdown blow. - Thank You!
Rascal Picard/Guinan - RascalsQuote - I want to see my father!
Kivas Fajo - The Most ToysQuote - What a marvelous contradiction. A military pacifist!
Batai - The Inner LightQuote - This tree is our symbol. Our affirmation of life. Irumodic Syndrome Picard - All Good ThingsQuote - You said it was earl grey. I'd swear it was darjeeling. - Thank You! B-4 - NemesisQuote - Why do you have a shiny head? - Thank You!
Zero G Worf - First ContactQuote - Assimilate this!
Princess Jadzia is Princess Leia
Lal is lol
Defiant commander Worf is angry man
M-113 Creature is Kim Kardashian
North star Tucker is *orn star tucker (especially in that pose)
Locutus is Locust
Commander Keras is "not Sarek"
and of course, Benny Russell is Benny Hill
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Someone's been reading Astérix. I like it. I read them all in French 23 years ago. Excellent humor. Unfortunately it loses a bit in the translation, but still worth it.
I'm going to start using a couple of those names.
War Correspondent Jake as Constipated Jake or Explosive Diarrhea Jake.
Angel I Riker as Chesticles Riker.
Command Warp Kirk as Armpits Kirk.
Will Scarlet Worf as Koolaid Worf
Suliban Reed as Oatmeal Face Reed
Grand Proxy Neelix - G Pimp Neelix
Changeling Bashir - Gumby Bashir
Romulan Picard - Suppenkasper Picard (probably only funny in German, sorry :x)
Rogue Harry Kim - Pimp Kim
Warship Chakotay - Fisting Chakotay
Assimilated Tuvok - Tuborg
Created a kingdom. Reached for the wisdom. Failed in becoming a god.
Wrong. Merry worf is the only crew i turned the sound ON for. Plus it was demanded DB add the clip when he was released and they actually did it really quick.
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It is one of the better sound bytes. Any Scotty is a better nomination for turning off the sound.
~Captain Picard ST:TNG Chain of Command
Link to my list of helpful spreadsheets, websites, threads, and help for all players!
ST:TNG Crew Addition Wish List:
Mariachi Q - Déjà Q Quote - But I feel like celebrating! - Thank You!
H.M.S. Pinafore Data - Insurrection Quote - And his fist be ever ready for a knockdown blow. - Thank You!
Rascal Picard/Guinan - Rascals Quote - I want to see my father!
Kivas Fajo - The Most Toys Quote - What a marvelous contradiction. A military pacifist!
Batai - The Inner Light Quote - This tree is our symbol. Our affirmation of life.
Irumodic Syndrome Picard - All Good Things Quote - You said it was earl grey. I'd swear it was darjeeling. - Thank You!
B-4 - Nemesis Quote - Why do you have a shiny head? - Thank You!
Zero G Worf - First Contact Quote - Assimilate this!
Hahaha I'm not sure why this never came up before.
~Captain Picard ST:TNG Chain of Command
Link to my list of helpful spreadsheets, websites, threads, and help for all players!
ST:TNG Crew Addition Wish List:
Mariachi Q - Déjà Q Quote - But I feel like celebrating! - Thank You!
H.M.S. Pinafore Data - Insurrection Quote - And his fist be ever ready for a knockdown blow. - Thank You!
Rascal Picard/Guinan - Rascals Quote - I want to see my father!
Kivas Fajo - The Most Toys Quote - What a marvelous contradiction. A military pacifist!
Batai - The Inner Light Quote - This tree is our symbol. Our affirmation of life.
Irumodic Syndrome Picard - All Good Things Quote - You said it was earl grey. I'd swear it was darjeeling. - Thank You!
B-4 - Nemesis Quote - Why do you have a shiny head? - Thank You!
Zero G Worf - First Contact Quote - Assimilate this!
I always thought Will Scarlet looked more like a pimp than the rest. I think it's the hat that really brings it home.
~Captain Picard ST:TNG Chain of Command
Link to my list of helpful spreadsheets, websites, threads, and help for all players!
ST:TNG Crew Addition Wish List:
Mariachi Q - Déjà Q Quote - But I feel like celebrating! - Thank You!
H.M.S. Pinafore Data - Insurrection Quote - And his fist be ever ready for a knockdown blow. - Thank You!
Rascal Picard/Guinan - Rascals Quote - I want to see my father!
Kivas Fajo - The Most Toys Quote - What a marvelous contradiction. A military pacifist!
Batai - The Inner Light Quote - This tree is our symbol. Our affirmation of life.
Irumodic Syndrome Picard - All Good Things Quote - You said it was earl grey. I'd swear it was darjeeling. - Thank You!
B-4 - Nemesis Quote - Why do you have a shiny head? - Thank You!
Zero G Worf - First Contact Quote - Assimilate this!
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Platonic Kirk as in "I only like you as a friend, Kirk?" Doesn't sound very Kirk-like. haha
Sorry, had to.
~Captain Picard ST:TNG Chain of Command
Link to my list of helpful spreadsheets, websites, threads, and help for all players!
ST:TNG Crew Addition Wish List:
Mariachi Q - Déjà Q Quote - But I feel like celebrating! - Thank You!
H.M.S. Pinafore Data - Insurrection Quote - And his fist be ever ready for a knockdown blow. - Thank You!
Rascal Picard/Guinan - Rascals Quote - I want to see my father!
Kivas Fajo - The Most Toys Quote - What a marvelous contradiction. A military pacifist!
Batai - The Inner Light Quote - This tree is our symbol. Our affirmation of life.
Irumodic Syndrome Picard - All Good Things Quote - You said it was earl grey. I'd swear it was darjeeling. - Thank You!
B-4 - Nemesis Quote - Why do you have a shiny head? - Thank You!
Zero G Worf - First Contact Quote - Assimilate this!
Disguised Tuvok - Drugdealer Tuvok
I can't un-see that name now. Sorry Greyish Kim, Kimcade is your name now. Enjoy the freezer.
Hockey Kim....Ogey
Hippocrates Noah = Hippopotamus Noah (thanks to a misspell and autocorrect)
Lal is lol
Defiant commander Worf is angry man
M-113 Creature is Kim Kardashian
North star Tucker is *orn star tucker (especially in that pose)
Locutus is Locust
Commander Keras is "not Sarek"
and of course, Benny Russell is Benny Hill
I keep calling him "Benny Lava"… but I don't think a lot of people will get that reference.
Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.
~ Data, ST:TNG "Haven"
Any Michael Burnham - Missy Burnham
Cardassian Kira - Kira Kardashian
Mirror Intendant Kira - Lela
Commander Chapel - Computer
Captain John Harriman - Cameron
Mirror Ezri - Mirror Cube
Annorax - Dumbax
Kurros - Duckman
Obscure reference received! I love it!
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Also, this is making me chuckle every time I read it.
This is the funniest thing I've seen on the forums so fsr.you just have to make a meme out of this.
It's been done.
Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.
~ Data, ST:TNG "Haven"