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  • the A team
    of course Dueling Barclay-murdoch, or any version
    Bashir, Julian Bashir-Face
    not sure for BA, has to be Klingon
    and for Hannibal on looks Arik Soong, on character Capt. Pike, maybe
  • Dingbat1Dingbat1 ✭✭✭
    edited June 2019
    Dingbat1 wrote: »
    I refer to the new Janeway as Sigourney Weaver (Ripley from Alien)

    Why not Sigourneway?

    Comment moderated ~Shan
  • Ice ManIce Man ✭✭✭
    Crewman Simon Tarses: Romulan GW Bush

    Resistance Shakaar: First Minister is Futile
  • calsnowskiercalsnowskier ✭✭✭✭✭
    This is neither funny nor clever, but I happen to know I'm not the only person that calls Marla McGivers "Marla Maples" (Trump's second wife.) I enjoy how it rolls off the tongue.

    That’s what she said...
  • Ice ManIce Man ✭✭✭
    Maquis Takeover Torres = Taquito Makeover
  • ~peregrine~~peregrine~ ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2019
    Ice Man wrote: »
    Maquis Takeover Torres = Taquito Makeover

    That’s a stretch on rearranging syllables & could be offensive to someone, but I like it. Mainly because taquitos are awesome. ☮️
    "In the short run, the game defines the players. But in the long run, it's us players who define the game." — Nicky Case, The Evolution of Trust
  • Fesek = Face Ache
  • edited June 2019
    Desperate Riker = Bee Gees Riker
  • I'm not sure if someone thought of this one but...
    Mambo Picard = Mambo Capitano
  • Bluebeard1Bluebeard1 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ByloBand wrote: »
    I call Captive Bashir "The Temp", because he looks unbelievably similar to Ryan "The Temp" Howard from The Office.

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    That's Sylar from Heroes
  • IronagedaveIronagedave ✭✭✭✭✭
    Desperate Riker = Bee Gees Riker

    Meh I was thinking ZZ Top

    [was on Sabbatical/Hiatus] Currently a trialist at Galaxy SquadronSTAY SAFE and KBO
  • ok updating mine:
    Warship Chakotay-proctoligist Chakotay or Prokotay
    North Star Archer as Sam Beckett in Quantum Leap"the Last Gunfighter"
    on that note Adm. Paris as Captain Galaxy
    Vosk=White Skull not to be confused with Red Skull

    Ikat'ika = imitation Reno with a splinter

    heres a what if
    Miss Q was Selar/K'Ehlar/and Tarah
  • calsnowskiercalsnowskier ✭✭✭✭✭
    ByloBand wrote: »
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    Minuet Paris

    I call him Pre-Paris
  • ByloBand wrote: »
    Minuet Paris

    I took the simple way out for our bot nickname but stole your idea for the commentary. :D
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    Proud Former Admiral of eXodus
    Proud Former Officer of The Gluten Empire

    Retired 12-14-20. So long, and thanks for all the cat pics!
  • calsnowskiercalsnowskier ✭✭✭✭✭
    Commander Troi = Party Girl Troi
    Defensive Phlox = Phat Phace Phlox
    Mirror Piccard = Guns
    Kamala = The Ugandan Giant
    Boothby = Mr Hand
    Indulgent Seven = (Cheesecake is too easy) Dr 7
  • Twilight T'Pol = T'Pil
    Why: She is taking care of an older individual and is offering a drink (which is required to take medicinal pills).
  • I saw someone call Defensive Phlox= Pufferfish, which made me laugh, and that's what he's been ever since.
    I also call North Star Tucker= Quill (Starlord).
    Mirror Empress Sato= Sexy Sato
    And for the longest time I thought First Officer Burnham was BRIDGE Officer Burnham, so I've call her BOB or BOBurn ever since. It confuses the crud out of people and makes me laugh even more; mostly at myself.
  • Data1001Data1001 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I'm certain I'm not the first to give him this moniker, but in my roster, he will be known from this point on as Doctor Scrubs.

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    Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.
    ~ Data, ST:TNG "Haven"
  • Mirror Picard is Pythons Picard.
    I watched way too much wrestling in my youth.
  • IronagedaveIronagedave ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2020
    Riva = Barry Gibb

    And they both had a chorus.
    [was on Sabbatical/Hiatus] Currently a trialist at Galaxy SquadronSTAY SAFE and KBO
  • SpaceKatSpaceKat ✭✭✭
    edited March 2020
    I know it’s not clever, but from the very beginning, Vice Admiral Janeway has been Grandma Janeway.

    That’s the only one I use, but Polywater Yar should definitely be Belly Shot Yar. That is one DEEP navel.

    Edit:
    This has got to be butter churn Kirk.
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  • Captain IdolCaptain Idol ✭✭✭✭✭
    Not sure if these have been repeated but there are a few that's been said around various groups:

    Science Officer Spock: SOck
    Indulgent Seven: Cheesecake
    Bridge Officer Troi: BO Troi
    Riker Odan: Corona-Riker
    Mycelial Culber: Hobo Culber
    Picard & Number One: Pupcard
    Commander Troi: Drunk Troi
    Mintaken Troi: Minty T
    Victorian Pulaski: Vicky P
    Desperate Riker: Jazz Hands Riker
  • DScottHewittDScottHewitt ✭✭✭✭✭
    S31 wrote: »
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    I said how she looks like a vampire, then everyone starts calling her Vampire Yar. :D

    VampYar
    "The truth is like a lion; you don't have to defend it. Let it loose; it will defend itself."
  • DScottHewittDScottHewitt ✭✭✭✭✭
    S31 wrote: »
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    I said how she looks like a vampire, then everyone starts calling her Vampire Yar. :D

    VampYar
    GAWA wrote: »
    I always think Of this card as Hoover Kirk. cnzyjizhkzk3.png

    I Can't Believe it's not Gunpowder Kirk
    "The truth is like a lion; you don't have to defend it. Let it loose; it will defend itself."
  • SpaceKatSpaceKat ✭✭✭
    I Can't Believe it's not Gunpowder Kirk

    It took me a minute, but this is 100% pure awesome.

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